PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kieran Foran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Valko Strange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Foran's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce. Valko Strange has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Foran
vs
Strange

178 cm
22
160 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

175 cm
29
154 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kieran Foran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Valko Strange!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Skip Squint and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strange walks into a straight right hand from Foran.
Foran's jab looks to have found its range, popping Strange under the eye.
Foran stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Strange closes the distance and clinches up with Foran, looking for a takedown. Strange pushes Foran against the cage but Foran circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Strange shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Foran as he jumps to the side.
Strange with a lazy takedown attempt
and Strange takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kieran Foran has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Valko Strange.
Strange takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Strange shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Strange gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strange takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Foran throws a shot to the body.
Foran catches Strange with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Strange tries to move into range but Foran moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Strange shoots in for a takedown but Foran shows good takedown defense.
Strange takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Foran lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Foran lunges at Strange with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Strange's hand.
Strange is trying desperately to land a takedown but Foran is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Strange.
Foran defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Strange.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foran lands a slapping body shot.
Foran scores with a shot to the body.
Strange looks gassed!
Foran lands a right hook to the body.
Strange has his takedown stuffed
and Strange takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Strange moves forwards but Foran connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Strange on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Foran. Foran obviously looking to wear him down.
Kieran Foran is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Strange gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Foran.
Foran clobbers Strange with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Foran slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Strange is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Foran lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Strange is still on wobbly legs! Can Foran finish him?
Foran scores with a hook.
A jab from Foran finds it's way through Strange's defenses.
Foran connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Strange momentarily.
Foran is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Whack! Foran lands a heavy head kick that drops Strange. The ref tackles Foran to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Strange was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Kieran Foran!
An out of breath and clearly excited Kieran Foran thanked MMA ANIMAL for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).