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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Louis Velasquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ric Slobberknocker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Velasquez comes to the cage accompanied by Brother Louie. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ric Slobberknocker was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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212 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
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182 cm
27
211 lbs
10 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Louis Velasquez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ric Slobberknocker!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Thiago Cunha and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Velasquez.
Velasquez misses with an uppercut.
Velasquez slips under a jab.
Slobberknocker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Velasquez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slobberknocker throws out the jab.
Velasquez with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Slobberknocker to score with a decent uppercut.
Velasquez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slobberknocker throws out the jab.
Slobberknocker scores with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab from Slobberknocker.
Velasquez connects with a body shot that sends Slobberknocker's belly button to the back.
Velasquez misses with a hook to the body
and Slobberknocker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like Louis Velasquez has been cut.
Slobberknocker gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Velasquez.
Slobberknocker misses the shot to the body.
Slobberknocker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slobberknocker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Velasquez.
A lazy left from Slobberknocker finds it's target.
A shot to the body from Velasquez misses
letting Slobberknocker counter with a right hand.
Velasquez moves out of range of the body kick from Slobberknocker.
Velasquez connects with a nice looking jab.
Slobberknocker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Velasquez connects with a body shot that sends Slobberknocker's belly button to the back.
Velasquez swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Slobberknocker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Slobberknocker lands a lovely overhand right.
Velasquez slips under a jab from Slobberknocker.
Velasquez misses with a two punch combination.
Velasquez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slobberknocker manages to avoid it.
Slobberknocker scores with the left hand. Velasquez knows he should have avoided that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Velasquez misses.
Slobberknocker avoids the body shot from Velasquez.
Velasquez digs a good body shot into Slobberknocker's ribs.
Velasquez scores with a hook to the body. Slobberknocker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Slobberknocker lands a really nice looking cross but Velasquez seems unphased.
Slobberknocker lands a jab to the head.
Velasquez misses with a straight left.
Velasquez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slobberknocker was well out of range. Poor timing from Velasquez.
Velasquez misses with a wild combination.
Velasquez slips under a jab from Slobberknocker.
Velasquez throws a body punch but Slobberknocker moves out of range.
Slobberknocker lands a nice looking kick to the body. Velasquez takes a step back to recover.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slobberknocker is looking to chop away at Velasquez's legs.
Slobberknocker walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Velasquez thows a body shot but no joy.
Velasquez scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slobberknocker tries to move into range but Velasquez moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Slobberknocker avoids the body shot from Velasquez.
Velasquez moves away from the strike by Slobberknocker.
Velasquez misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slobberknocker.
Velasquez moves out of range as Slobberknocker strikes.
Slobberknocker is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slobberknocker missing with a left hand there. Velasquez was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Velasquez misses with an uppercut.
Velasquez throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slobberknocker counters with a straight right hand.
Velasquez is looking to wear down Slobberknocker with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Velasquez ducks under a wild hook from Slobberknocker.
Velasquez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Velasquez throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slobberknocker connects with a body shot.
Louis Velasquez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slobberknocker throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Velasquez on the side of the head.
Slobberknocker tests Velasquez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slobberknocker misses with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slobberknocker looks to land a left hand but Velasquez moved out of range nicely.
Velasquez thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice shot lands for Velasquez.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ric Slobberknocker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Louis Velasquez's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Velasquez dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slobberknocker misses with a hook
and Slobberknocker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A telegraphed right hand from Velasquez misses the target.
Velasquez swings away with a body shot that misses
and Slobberknocker counters with a crisp one two that drops Velasquez! Slobberknocker thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Velasquez to his feet! Velasquez is in big trouble!
Velasquez is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A telegraphed right hand from Slobberknocker misses the target.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Velasquez might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Velasquez ducks under a wild hook from Slobberknocker.
Slobberknocker avoids the body shot from Velasquez.
Velasquez misses with a body shot
letting Slobberknocker counter with a right hand.
Velasquez slips under a jab from Slobberknocker.
Velasquez slips a straight right by Slobberknocker.
Nice shot lands for Velasquez.
Velasquez misses with a straight right.
Slobberknocker throws a right hand that misses
and Slobberknocker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slobberknocker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Velasquez misses with a left hand
and Slobberknocker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Slobberknocker staying out of range there.
Velasquez lands with an uppercut that bounces Slobberknocker off the cage and back into range.
Slobberknocker walks into a straight right hand from Velasquez.
Velasquez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slobberknocker moves away.
Velasquez fails to land with a series of punches.
Velasquez with a jab.
Slobberknocker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Velasquez.
Velasquez looks to land a left hand but Slobberknocker moved out of range nicely.
Velasquez misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Slobberknocker makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Velasquez really felt that one!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slobberknocker looks to land a combination but Velasquez avoids it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Velasquez fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Velasquez lands a body shot.
Velasquez bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Slobberknocker's head backwards.
Slobberknocker loads up on a big right hand but Velasquez slips the punch.
Velasquez swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Slobberknocker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Velasquez is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Velasquez slips a straight right by Slobberknocker.
Slobberknocker takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Slobberknocker takes one to the chin there.
Velasquez connects with a body shot that sends Slobberknocker's belly button to the back.
Slobberknocker thows a body shot but no joy.
Velasquez takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Velasquez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slobberknocker moves away.
Ric Slobberknocker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Velasquez throws a shot to the body.
Slobberknocker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Velasquez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slobberknocker manages to avoid it.
Slobberknocker with a hook.
Velasquez looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A jab from Velasquez misses.
Slobberknocker has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slobberknocker lands a big uppercut and Velasquez crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Velasquez looks OK. Slobberknocker waves Velasquez back to his feet!
Oh Velasquez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Velasquez moves out of range of the body kick from Slobberknocker.
Velasquez seems to have got his legs back now.
Velasquez thows a body shot but no joy.
Slobberknocker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Slobberknocker misses with a kick to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Velasquez. Those never looked like landing.
Velasquez misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Slobberknocker counters with a nice right hand that sends Velasquez toppling to the canvas! Velasquez scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Slobberknocker finish him?!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slobberknocker connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Velasquez out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ric Slobberknocker!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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