PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lui Kang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeb Donkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lui Kang could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jeb Donkey's chin.

Kang
vs
Donkey

190 cm
19
235 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

210 cm
22
271 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lui Kang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jeb Donkey!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, John Kavanagh and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kang, right into the meat.
Kang is looking to clinch.
Kang thuds his shin into the meat of Donkey's side.
Kang lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Kang throws a head kick but Donkey moves out of range.
Kang throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kang throws a sloppy head kick and Donkey moves out of range easily.
Donkey avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Donkey misses with a looping right.
Kang fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Donkey.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kang misses with a body shot.
Donkey just misses with a punch to the body.
Donkey takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kang tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Donkey takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Kang tries a head kick but it misses.
Donkey takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kang scores with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donkey scores with a hook to the body. Kang takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Donkey shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kang cracks the inside of Donkey's front leg.
Kang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good shot there by Donkey.

It looks like Lui Kang has been cut.
Kang is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Donkey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kang moves away.
Donkey misses with an uppercut. Kang saw that one coming.
Kang tries to clinch up but Donkey circles away and keeps his distance.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Donkey fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donkey throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kang sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Kang.
Kang throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kang.
Donkey avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kang buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kang misses with a two punch combination.
Kang throws a right hand that Donkey ducks under and follows up with a left that Donkey also avoids with ease.
Kang explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Kang.
Donkey tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kang feints and then cracks Donkey's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Donkey down.
Donkey avoids a kick to the body.
Kang tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Donkey paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kang looks to land a body kick but Donkey moved away.
No joy there for Kang, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kang misses with a head kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kang.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jeb Donkey will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lui Kang's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Kang misses with a head kick.
Donkey circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kang tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Donkey swings for the body but Kang moves out of range.
Kang misses with a head kick.
Kang throws a nice looking combination but Donkey bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Donkey misses with a takedown attempt - Kang sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donkey slips a jab and a cross from Kang.
Kang scores with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donkey takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Donkey slow jab from Kang misses its intended target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kang. That's going to slow Donkey down.
Kang takes a swing at Donkey's ribcage but misses.
Donkey misses the shot to the body.
Donkey's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kang uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Donkey.
A head kick misses from Kang.
Donkey takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Donkey thows a body shot but no joy.
Donkey is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kang rather than just go for the knockout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Donkey fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kang throws a leg kick which misses Donkey's front leg but catches the back leg as Donkey tries to avoid it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kang, right into the meat.
Kang dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Donkey. That did some damage!
Kang misses with a head kick.
Kang is looking to slow Donkey down with leg kicks.

Donkey shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Donkey missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donkey is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
You get the feeling that Kang really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Donkey working the ground and pound effectively.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Donkey lands a nice shot to the head.

Donkey is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Donkey!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jeb Donkey!