PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Nye (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Cartman
vs
Nye

212 cm
18
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
24
250 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bill Nye!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman cracks Nye with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Cartman cracks a nice hook into Nye's ribs.
Nye shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Cartman throws a combination. Nye tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Cartman lands with a shot to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Cartman. That snapped Nye's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cartman.
Nye changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cartman tries to avoid it but Nye manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cartman to the ground. Cartman escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Nye throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman scores with a hook to the body. Nye takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman thuds a left hand into Nye's body.
Nye looks gassed!
Nye shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cartman defends it nicely.
Nye takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cartman's corner calls for a 1-2. Cartman obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That has opened up Bill Nye's cut even more.
Cartman moves into range and connects with a jab.
A left lands for Cartman.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Nye's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Oooooh!!! Cartman has knocked Nye down with a huge combo! Cartman steps away and waves a wobbly Nye back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

The cut above Bill Nye's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Nye takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.

Cartman sends Nye crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Cartman is motioning to the referee to let Nye up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Nye is rocked!

Bill Nye's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
and Cartman counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Nye! He's just covering up as Cartman starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!