PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charmin Ultra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Titties
vs
Ultra

187 cm
25
235 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

225 cm
25
285 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Hilo Clothing Co

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Charmin Ultra!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yukihiro Shimada and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ultra closes the distance but Titties moves to the side
enabling Titties to counter with a crisp jab.
Titties throws a looping overhand right but Ultra ducks down to avoid it.
Titties missing with a left hand there. Ultra was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Ultra blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ultra misses with an elbow strike.
Titties is trying to break the clinch but Ultra has him pressed against the cage.
Ultra pushes off an throws an elbow but Titties leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Titties looking to stall.
Titties goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Titties blocks an elbow strike from Ultra.
Titties slows down the pace here.
Ultra throws an elbow that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties tries to throw a body punch but Ultra avoids it by throwing Titties back against the cage.
Titties misses with a punch to the body.
Ultra looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Titties lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ultra lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Franz Titties has been cut.
Titties doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ultra tries to stall but Titties uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ultra just misses with a elbow thrown towards Titties's brow.
Titties blocks an elbow strike from Ultra.
Titties blocks an elbow strike from Ultra.
Ultra throws an elbow that misses.
Titties misses with some punches.
Ultra lands an elbow just above Titties 's eye.
Ultra looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Ultra avoiding damage as Titties throws knees to the body.
Titties takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ultra just leaning against Titties, taking a breather.
Titties misses with a punch on the inside.
Titties is looking to break free of the clinch but Ultra has double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties is trying to pull guard but Ultra turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Titties is trying to stall.
Ultra is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Titties stalling.
Ultra misses with an elbow over the top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ultra throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Titties creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Titties blocks an elbow strike.
Titties is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Ultra is keeping busy.
Titties blocks the elbow strike.
Ultra slows down the pace here.
Titties can't find room to land a body shot as Ultra controls the action.
With the fighters up against the cage, Ultra throws an elbow but misses.
Ultra wants to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ultra backwards.
Titties avoids a wild elbow strike from Ultra.
Ultra throws an elbow but it misses.
Ultra misses with an elbow over the top.
Titties wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Titties as Ultra tries to tie him up.
Titties tries a body shot but Ultra blocks it.
Titties working aggressively here.
Titties avoids a wild elbow strike from Ultra.
Titties could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Titties is trying to force a seperation but Ultra has the dominant position.
Titties blocks the elbow strike.
Titties is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Ultra on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ultra creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ultra stalling in the clinch but Titties improves position.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ultra as Titties tries to tie him up.
Ultra misses with an elbow over the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ultra pushes off an throws an elbow but Titties leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Titties cracks Ultra with a nice body shot.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Ultra throws an elbow that misses.
Titties tries a body shot but Ultra blocks it.
A short right from Titties.
Ultra wants to stall.

Titties pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ultra tries to clinch up.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ultra keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Titties.
Ultra walks into a jab.

Ultra shoots in and bounces Titties off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Ultra trying to control but Titties is working from the bottom.
Titties might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Ultra would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Ultra postures up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Titties is on top in guard.

Titties drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Titties jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Titties with a nice head shot there.

That's six minutes gone in the round.

Titties drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Titties jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Titties trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Titties stands up over Ultra, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Titties trying to control the position from guard on top but Ultra is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ultra wants to stand but Titties is controlling the position.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Titties loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Titties trying to move into half guard but instead Ultra has managed to sweep!
Ultra wanted to stand there but Titties had control of the position.
Titties is pulling down on Ultra's head. It's preventing any offense from Ultra, at least for the moment.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.

Ultra drops back, looking for a kneebar! Titties looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Titties looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Titties!
Titties with the ground and pound but Ultra regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Titties is trying to control. Ultra wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Ultra avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Titties.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Titties thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Titties missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ultra keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Ultra is looking to escape.
Ultra is trying to escape back to his feet but Titties uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Ultra looks gassed!
Titties is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

And that's the end of the fight!
Franz Titties showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Titties has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for Franz Titties!
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight for Franz Titties!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Franz Titties!

Franz Titties wins by unanimous decision!
Franz Titties decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.