PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Templeton Peck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen Hoodie Ninja as his entrance music. Eric Cartman told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Peck
vs
Cartman

187 cm
23
220 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

200 cm
20
208 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Templeton Peck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman with a jab.
Cartman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cartman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Peck counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
An inside leg kick lands from Peck.
Cartman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Peck.
Sloppy strikes from Cartman. Those never looked like landing.
Peck misses with a wild body shot.
Peck scores with a leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the liver by Peck. Beautiful body shot.
Peck misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Peck moves away and avoids it.
Peck fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cartman throws a right hand that Peck ducks under and follows up with a left that Peck also avoids with ease.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Peck feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Cartmans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cartman takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A lazy left from Peck finds it's target.
Cartman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peck defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Peck connects with a body shot that sends Cartman's belly button to the back.
Peck lands a slapping body shot.
Cartman looks gassed!
Peck fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Peck. That's going to slow Cartman down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Peck.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Peck! Cartman is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Templeton Peck!
Templeton Peck made sure to mention his sponsor, Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps in his post fight interview.