PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cain Vitali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Massive Boner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vitali's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cain's entrance theme. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Massive Boner was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Vitali
vs
Boner

187 cm
29
185 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

180 cm
27
165 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Cain Vitali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Massive Boner!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Alexandre Firmino and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vitali throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Massive Boner has been cut.
Vitali stuffs the takedown.
Vitali lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Vitali lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boner circles away quickly and effectively.
Boner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Vitali misses with the combination.
Boner throws a leg kick but Vitali moved away.
Boner throws a low kick but Vitali moves out of range easily.
Boner fails with a takedown attempt.
Boner takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Some bone on bone action there as Vitali checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Boner has a takedown stuffed.
Cain Vitali has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Massive Boner.
Boner throws a solid leg kick but Vitali takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Boner.
Boner throws a front kick aimed at Vitali's knee but Vitali avoids it well.
Boner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vitali throws a right and a left that both miss.
Vitali throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Boner stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vitali lands with an overhand left.
Boner takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Vitali scores with a hook.

Boner shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Vitali on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Vitali tries to get out of the position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Boner working some short elbows here. He postures up to throw some more ground and pound but Vitali slips a leg through to get back to half guard. Nice work.
Boner missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Boner is trying to work for a kimura but Vitali is defending well.
Vitali wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boner winds up and cracks Vitali with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Boner thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Vitali's head.
Boner missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Boner is trying to control the action in half guard but Vitali is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Boner missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Boner slows the pace down in half guard.
Boner thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Vitali's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boner trying to control from half guard but Vitali is working away.
Boner missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Boner wants to free his trapped foot but Vitali is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Boner thows a huge punch but Vitali dodges it nicely.
Boner not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vitali is trying to stand back up but Boner is controlling him
Vitali is staying active underneath Boner, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Boner not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Boner is keen to just control but Vitali is a slippery customer.
Boner thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Boner slows the pace down in half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Boner seems to be looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Cain Vitali will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Massive Boner's cut.
That's time! Vitali's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Vitali throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Boner.

Vitali pushes Boner up against the cage in a clinch.
Boner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Vitali breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Vitali jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
A punch combination from Vitali misses.
Vitali connects with the punch.
Boner fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Vitali avoids it really well and circles away.
Boner closes this distance looking for a takedown but Vitali circles away.
Boner misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cain Vitali has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Massive Boner.
Boner tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vitali is able to avoid easily.
Vitali digs a good hook to Boner's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vitali scores with a jab to the body.
Vitali lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Boner shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Vitali defends it nicely.
Vitali scores with a three punch combo!
Boner looks to land a body kick but Vitali moved away.
Vitali is looking to slow Boner down with leg kicks.
Vitali looks to land a combination but Boner avoids it well.
Vitali cracks a nice hook into Boner's ribs.
Boner is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boner throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Vitali's waist but Vitali gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Boner off to one side.
Vitali stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That has opened up Massive Boner's cut even more.
Horrible takedown by Boner or perhaps it was just good defense by Vitali which made him look bad.
Some wild striking there from Vitali.
Boner avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vitali cracks Boner with a right hand to the side of the head.
Boner dodges the punch combination from Vitali.
Cain Vitali is winning the standup battle so far.
Vitali misses with a series of wild punches.
Boner throws a leg kick that misses.
Vitali throws out a powerful jab.
Vitali scores with a jab to the jaw.
Boner shoots for a double leg takedown but Vitali sprawls well. He's pushed Boner's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Vitali fails to land with a series of punches.

Vitali gets a clinch.

Vitali breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vitali lands a glancing blow to the side of Boner's head.
Vitali connects with a body shot that sends Boner's belly button to the back.
Vitali takes a swing at Boner's ribcage but misses.
Boner shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Vitali defends it nicely.
Vitali throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Boner throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Vitali keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Vitali paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cain Vitali is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Vitali scores with a crisp jab that stopped Boner in his tracks.
Boner fails with the takedown.
Vitali scores with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vitali throws a right and a left that Boner avoids nicely.
Vitali lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vitali connects with a body shot that sends Boner's belly button to the back.
Vitali defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Boner.
Vitali scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

Boner is rocked!
Vitali is pawing at Boner, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Boner's nose. Boner is badly hurt! Vitali pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Boner tries desperately to hold on but Vitali is relentless in his assault! As Boner receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Vitali away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cain Vitali!