PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mumble Bman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bman comes to the cage accompanied by Ramones - Spiderman. Smackthatcow is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Wretches & Kings. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bman
vs
Smackthatcow

202 cm
20
289 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

200 cm
22
250 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mumble Bman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Felipe Paraventi and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Smackthatcow tries a low kick but Bman avoids it.
A head kick misses from Smackthatcow.
Bman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Smackthatcow tries a head kick but it misses.
A slow jab from Smackthatcow misses its intended target.
Bman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bman ducks right into an uppercut from Smackthatcow.
A head kick misses from Bman.
Smackthatcow throws a good cross that connects.

It looks like Mumble Bman has been cut.
Smackthatcow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slapping leg kick lands for Smackthatcow.
Bman blocks a jab.
Smackthatcow blocks a head kick by Bman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bman avoids the head kick by Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow swings for the body but Bman moves out of range.
Smackthatcow fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Smackthatcow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bman throws the left hand but Smackthatcow avoids the punch easily.
Smackthatcow rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Smackthatcow feints and then cracks Bman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bman down.
A jab from Smackthatcow misses.
Bman shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Smackthatcow throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bman throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Smackthatcow throws a nice looking combination but Bman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Good exchange - Smackthatcow coming out on top.
Bman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Smackthatcow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bman throws a leg kick but Smackthatcow checks it.
Bman tries a head kick but it misses.
Smackthatcow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smackthatcow throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow throws a leg kick but Bman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Smackthatcow works over Bman's head and body with a nice combination.
Smackthatcow fails to land with a series of punches.
Bman blocks a head kick by Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow avoids the head kick by Bman.
Sloppy strikes from Smackthatcow. Those never looked like landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bman staying out of range there.
Smackthatcow tries a head kick but it misses.
Smackthatcow is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bman.
Smackthatcow throws out a loose jab but Bman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smackthatcow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smackthatcow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smackthatcow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bman tries to bum rush Smackthatcow with a series of wild strikes but Smackthatcow uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Smackthatcow throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Smackthatcow looks gassed!
Bman tries a head kick but it misses.
Smackthatcow throws a looping overhand right but Bman ducks down to avoid it.
Bman throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bman throws a head kick but Smackthatcow moves out of range.
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick and Bman moves out of range easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice leg kick lands there from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow misses with a head kick.
A big left from Smackthatcow misses.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smackthatcow throws a nice looking combination but Bman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bman slips a jab from Smackthatcow.
Hugo Smackthatcow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smackthatcow misses with a hook
and Bman counters with a flying knee that drops Smackthatcow! Bman dives in and finishes the fight with a flurry of strikes from the mount!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mumble Bman!
During a confident post fight interview, Mumble Bman thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.