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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp The Troller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Crackcorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Derp The Troller has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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214 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derp The Troller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Johnny Crackcorn!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, John Mangel and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Troller throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
It looks like Johnny Crackcorn has been cut.
The Troller lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Crackcorn backs up against the cage.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! The Troller throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Crackcorn is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Derp The Troller!
In his post fight interview, Derp The Troller started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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