PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keith The Beast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Stone Hand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Beast's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Loud - Mac Miller. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

The Beast
vs
Stone Hand

189 cm
21
214 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
25
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Keith The Beast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnny Stone Hand!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Emerson Jorge and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Beast looks to clinch
and Stone Hand connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Keith The Beast has been cut.
Stone Hand throws an overhand right that lands on The Beast's shoulder, as The Beast tries to avoid the shot.
The Beast closes the distance but Stone Hand moves to the side
and Stone Hand counters with a stiff right hand.
The Beast fails with a takedown attempt.
The Beast shoots in and drives through. Stone Hand sprawls well.
Nice body punch from Stone Hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A left lands for Stone Hand.
Stone Hand stuns The Beast with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Beast fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Beast is looking to clinch but Stone Hand is avoiding it.
The Beast shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Stone Hand counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Keith The Beast. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Beast takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Stone Hand moves into range and connects with a jab.
A slow jab from The Beast misses its intended target.
The Beast throws an overhand right that lands on Stone Hand's shoulder, as Stone Hand tries to avoid the shot.
Stone Hand scores with a hook to the body. The Beast takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Beast is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Stone Hand lands a big right hand that sends The Beast crashing to the mat! Stone Hand stays standing though and waves The Beast back to his feet!

The Beast is rocked!
Stone Hand lands with a nice body punch.
Oh The Beast is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stone Hand grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! The Beast takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Stone Hand cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Johnny Stone Hand!
A very excited looking Johnny Stone Hand made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.