PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ethan Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ted Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bundy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Psychopath - Saint Vitus. Ethan Harris has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Harris
vs
Bundy

225 cm
23
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

185 cm
24
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

ANABOLIC **160**

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ethan Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ted Bundy!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bundy throws a series of punches but Harris avoids them all with ease.
Bundy shoots in but no luck this time.

Bundy changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Harris looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Harris really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Harris is trying to improve his position.
Harris is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Bundy moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Harris can't do much from the bottom here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris regains half guard, as Bundy was trying to land strikes.
Bundy is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Harris avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bundy.

Bundy seems to be looking for submissions.
Bundy working over Harris with some ground and pound. Harris looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Harris is trying to maintain the position but Bundy is very close to passing his half guard.
Bundy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bundy working over Harris with some ground and pound. Harris looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris tries to roll over but Bundy keeps him under control.
Well, if Bundy is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Bundy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Harris's head.
Bundy trying to control the action but Harris is working from the bottom.

Bundy is working for a kimura but Harris is defending it quite comfortably.
Bundy trying to control from half guard but Harris is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Bundy not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Harris is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Bundy jumps into side control!
Harris is trying to control Bundy's posture but Bundy avoids it.
Harris manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Harris wants to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy moves nicely into side control.
Bundy is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Harris will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Bundy lands an elbow.
Harris being controlled for a moment.

Bundy tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Bundy has an Americana. Harris didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Bundy is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Bundy hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Ted Bundy!
An intense looking Ted Bundy took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Let me in your fucking car.'.