PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Guybrush Threepwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stan Gage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stan Gage has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Threepwood
vs
Gage

190 cm
22
263 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

196 cm
28
233 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Guybrush Threepwood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stan Gage!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Threepwood throws a half hearted mid kick.
Gage throws a head kick that misses.
Gage with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Threepwood to score with a decent uppercut.
Gage fails to land the takedown.
Threepwood throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gage shoots for a takedown but Threepwood saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Gage shoots in but no luck this time.
Guybrush Threepwood has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stan Gage.
Threepwood lands with a kick to the ribs.
Gage looks gassed!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Threepwood.
Threepwood punishes Gage's body with a nice straight punch.
Threepwood lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The fighters circle, before Threepwood throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Gage's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Threepwood lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Guybrush Threepwood!
In his post fight interview, Guybrush Threepwood started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.