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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lard comes to the ring accompanied by I'm Fat. Golem is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Geo dude geo geo dude. Geodude Golem is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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217 lbs
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Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geodude Golem!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Hirohito Nitta and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Golem has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Golem there as he acknowledges the shot.
Golem has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lard.
Golem looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Golem scores with a leg kick.
Lard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Golem has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lard throws a push kick but Golem slaps the foot to one side.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lard looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lard feints and then cracks Golem's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Golem down.
Lard throws a sloppy head kick and Golem moves out of range easily.
Lard throws a head kick that Golem semi-blocks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Golem gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lard.
Lard connects with a looping right hand.
Lard throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Golem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lard tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Golem misses with a straight left.
Lard throws a head kick but Golem moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Golem, right into the meat.
Golem swings for the body but Lard moves out of range.
Lard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A good leg kick by Golem.
Golem throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Lard takes a kick to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Golem tries to clinch up but Lard circles away and keeps his distance.
Lard pushes Golem up against the ropes in a clinch.
Golem lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Golem tries to work over Lard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Golem - that landed with a thud.
Golem lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lard.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lard.
A right hook to the body lands for Golem.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lard tries to work over Golem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Golem lands a damaging elbow.
Golem tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lard avoids it.
Golem throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Golem creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Lard wants to break free but Golem has control.
Lard prevents a body shot from Golem.
Lard lands a right hand that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
Golem scores a nice knee to the body.
Golem pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lard fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Golem checks it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Golem connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Lard tries to clinch up but Golem circles away and keeps his distance.
Golem throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lard.
Lard rushes Golem and presses him up against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Geodude Golem dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A head kick misses from Golem.
Lard tries to clinch but Golem moves out of range.
Golem misses with a wild body shot.
Lard tries to clinch there but Golem circles away.
Golem is looking to land body kicks.
Golem fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lard on the side of the head.
Geodude Golem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Golem.
Lard just misses with a punch to the body.
Golem throws a low kick but Lard avoids it.
Lard avoids the head kick by Golem.
Golem circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lard motions for Golem to come forward. Lard throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Golem will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The fighters circling - Lard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lard misses with a wild body shot.
Lard has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Golem finds it's way round the side to connect with Lard's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lard was well out of range. Poor timing from Golem.
Golem dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Golem gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lard.
Lard blocks a head kick by Golem.
Golem fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lard blocks the body kick.
Golem moves into the clinch successfully.
Lard lands a body punch in the clinch.
Lard managing to block the knees to the body from Golem.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lard.
Lard on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Golem comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Tubo Lard has been cut.
Nice body punch from Lard.
Lard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lard swings away with an uppercut that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lard doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem blocks an uppercut.
Geodude Golem seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Golem tries to throw a body punch but Lard avoids it by throwing Golem back against the ropes.
Lard swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Golem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Golem displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lard throws out the jab.
Golem throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Golem chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lard can pounce on him.
Golem is looking to clinch.
Golem avoids the head kick by Lard.
Golem instigates a clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lard swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Golem makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lard misses with a punch to the body.
A shot in the inside from Lard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Geodude Golem will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Tubo Lard's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Lard doesn't manage to clinch there - Golem circles away.
Golem is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Lard rather than just go for the knockout.
A bone on bone clash there as Lard blocks the leg kick.
That kick from Golem tenderised Lard's leg. Lard is trying to keep his angry face on.
Geodude Golem seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lard swings for the body but Golem moves out of range.
Lard throws a sloppy body shot
and Golem counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lard lands a jab to the head.
Golem avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Golem throws a body kick that misses.
Lard takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Golem.
Danga de danga de dang - Golem scores with a four punch combination!
Golem on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lard throws a leg kick
and Golem makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lard pivots, looking for a leg kick but Golem is out of range and Lard settles back down.
Lard circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lard moves out of range of the body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem tries a low kick but Lard avoids it.
Lard scores with a leg kick.
Golem is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Lard lands an overhand right.
Golem swings for the body but Lard moves out of range.
Lard chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Golem bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lard wants to clinch up but Golem keeps it at a distance.
Golem throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Golem tries to score with a low kick but Lard moves his leg out of the way.
Golem tries a head kick but it misses.
Golem throws a hook to the side of Lard's head but Lard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lard takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lard lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice cross by Lard.
Golem misses with the body kick
and Lard counters by moving into the clinch.
Lard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lard tries to work over Golem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Golem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Golem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Golem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lard blocks a body shot from Golem.
Golem breaks from the clinch.
Golem stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lard.
Golem throws a leg kick but Lard sees it coming and moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Golem throws a chopping leg kick but Lard manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lard lands a jab to the nose.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Golem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Geodude Golem just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Tubo Lard's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Golem lands a high kick!
Golem keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Golem with a nice cross.
Lard misses with a head kick.
Lard blocks a head kick by Golem.
Golem misses with a low kick.
Lard scores with a leg kick.
Lard dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Golem. That did some damage!
Lard digs a good body shot into Golem's ribs.
Golem throws a head kick that misses.
Golem thuds a left hand into Lard's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lard moves away from the strike by Golem.
Lard misses with a low kick.
Lard lands a head kick!
Golem uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch! Golem slams his shin into Lard's torso.
Golem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lard takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Lard throws a leg kick that misses.
Golem is looking to score with low kicks.
Lard throws a looping overhand right but Golem ducks down to avoid it.
Lard throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Golem tries to clinch but Lard moves out of range.
Golem looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Golem doesn't manage to clinch there - Lard circles away.
Golem needs to keep his hands up - Lard had a free shot at his head there.
Lard works Golem's body with a nice hook.
Lard misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Golem misses.
Lard lands with a nice combination. Golem backs away looking to recover.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lard avoids the body shot from Golem.
Golem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lard takes a jab right on the kisser.
Golem keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Golem looks to land a left hand but Lard moved out of range nicely.
Golem misses with a body kick.
Golem feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lard's calf.
Crunch! Golem slams his shin into Lard's torso.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lard throws a left and a right that both miss
and Golem counters by clinching up.
Golem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Golem's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Golem landing knees to the head.
Golem blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Geodude Golem will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Tubo Lard's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Lard attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Geodude Golem is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Lard tries to clinch up.
Golem defending well as Lard loads up on a big left hand.
Golem missing with a left hand there. Lard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lard blocks the body kick.
Golem cracks the inside of Lard's front leg.
Golem cracks the inside of Lard's front leg.
Lard throws the kick towards the body but Golem avoids it.
Lard takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice defenses there by Golem.
Lard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lard swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Golem lands with a shot to the body.
Golem throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A chopping leg kick lands by Golem.
A low kick from Lard misses
and Golem counters with a head kick. That will keep Lard thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Lard scores with a punch to the head.
Tubo Lard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Golem takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lard bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Golem's head backwards.
Golem throws a hook but Lard blocks it.
Lard works Golem's body with a nice hook.
Lard throws a head kick but Golem moves out of range.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Lard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Golem dodges the punch combination from Lard.
A head kick misses from Golem.
Lard throws a jab but it's blocked by Golem.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lard throws out the jab.
Golem throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Golem fails in his attempt to clinch.
A decent looking cross lands there for Golem.
Golem is looking to slow Lard down with leg kicks.
Golem slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Golem misses with a low kick.
A punch combination from Golem misses.
Lard attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lard scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lard throws a leg kick
and Golem counters with a solid body kick.
Golem moves out of range as Lard strikes.
Golem lets loose with a powerful body kick. Lard will feel that in the morning.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Geodude Golem.
Well Golem has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 45:50
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 46:50
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Geodude Golem!
A very excited looking Geodude Golem made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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