PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Purple Seventeen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shit In Your Hand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Seventeen
vs
In Your Hand

188 cm
24
179 lbs
6 - 9 - 0

165 cm
26
170 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Purple Seventeen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Shit In Your Hand!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Your Hand gets tackled into the cage by Seventeen. Seventeen maintains the clinch.
Your Hand misses with a hook from the clinch.
Seventeen is looking to take this one to the mat.

Seventeen breaks from the clinch.
Seventeen staying out of range there.
Your Hand misses with a series of wild punches.
Seventeen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Seventeen slips under a jab from Your Hand.
Seventeen moves out of range as Your Hand strikes.
A slapping body kick lands there for Seventeen.
Your Hand throws a jab but it's blocked by Seventeen.
Your Hand thows a left - swing and a miss!

Seventeen closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Your Hand quickly recovers to half guard.
Seventeen wants to control but Your Hand is keeping him busy.

Seventeen decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Your Hand misses with a looping left.
Your Hand throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Purple Seventeen has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seventeen fails with the takedown.
Your Hand is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

Seventeen gets the takedown into side control.
Seventeen is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Your Hand's shoulder. That is not cool.

Seventeen working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Seventeen working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Seventeen controls the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Seventeen tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Seventeen has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Your Hand is working to avoid the ground and pound but Seventeen connects with a decent elbow.
Seventeen throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Your Hand works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Seventeen tries to pass the half guard into mount. Your Hand knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Seventeen prevents Your Hand from standing back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Seventeen is working for a kimura but Your Hand is defending it quite comfortably.

Seventeen is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Seventeen is figuring out what he wants to do next.

Seventeen maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Your Hand could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Seventeen has cracked it and Your Hand is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Seventeen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Purple Seventeen!
A relieved looking Purple Seventeen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.