PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Krackin Yourface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Szent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yourface's entrance music is King of Kings. A fine choice. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Yourface
vs
Szent

190 cm
27
161 lbs
5 - 3 - 1

180 cm
19
170 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Krackin Yourface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billy Szent!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yourface lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Szent circles away quickly and effectively.
Yourface connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Szent gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Yourface.
Yourface closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Yourface misses with a few strikes there.
Szent fails with the takedown.
Yourface connects with a single shot there.
Yourface misses with a two punch combination.
Szent fails with the takedown.
Szent takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Yourface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Szent showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Yourface.
Yourface cracks Szent with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Krackin Yourface is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Left hook, right uppercut from Yourface.
Yourface misses with a double jab

and Szent counters with a shoot takedown. Yourface fights it but they end up in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Szent is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Yourface has his foot on Szent's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Szent works his way back into a safe position though.
Szent stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Yourface swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yourface keeping moving, preventing Szent from controlling successfully.
Szent controlling from the top position.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Billy Szent wasn't active enough on the ground.
Szent has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Szent there as he acknowledges the shot.

Yourface gets caught napping as Szent dives in and scores a takedown. Yourface manages to retain guard.
Szent tries to free his leg and advance position but Yourface is retaining full guard.
Szent is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Szent's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

Yourface is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Szent has his hands clasped together but Yourface extends an breaks Szent's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Yourface.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Krackin Yourface!
Krackin Yourface decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.