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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ultimate Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ultimate Jobber was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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213 lbs
3 - 10 - 0 |
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190 cm
26
210 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Super Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ultimate Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Wagner Zegers and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Super Jobber lands a nice looking body shot.
Super Jobber dives in and grabs Ultimate Jobber's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ultimate Jobber pushes down on Super Jobber's head and hops out.
Super Jobber misses with a wild body shot.
A big right from Ultimate Jobber misses.
Ultimate Jobber gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Ultimate Jobber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ultimate Jobber is pressed up against the cage. Super Jobber has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ultimate Jobber down to the mat. Ultimate Jobber avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ultimate Jobber scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ultimate Jobber moves into the clinch.
Ultimate Jobber lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ultimate Jobber works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ultimate Jobber working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A nice left hand lands by Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber lands a body punch.
Ultimate Jobber lands with a right to the head.
Ultimate Jobber pushes Super Jobber against the cage. Ultimate Jobber is working some dirty boxing. Ultimate Jobber pushes off with a quick right hook! Super Jobber goes down! Super Jobber tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Ultimate Jobber moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ultimate Jobber!
A relieved looking Ultimate Jobber thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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