PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between James Logan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Logan's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Devildriver - Devils Son. P Coltrane has chosen The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Logan
vs
P Coltrane

183 cm
31
198 lbs
20 - 14 - 1

195 cm
28
190 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Logan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roscoe P Coltrane!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
P Coltrane throws a looping overhand right but Logan ducks down to avoid it.
Logan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Logan chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before P Coltrane can pounce on him.
Logan misses with a double jab
and Logan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
P Coltrane throws a looping overhand right but Logan ducks down to avoid it.
Logan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
P Coltrane steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Logan.
Logan is looking to clinch.
P Coltrane slips under a jab.
Logan misses the shot to the body.
P Coltrane tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Logan is able to avoid easily.
Logan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but P Coltrane paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Logan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but P Coltrane paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Horrible takedown by P Coltrane or perhaps it was just good defense by Logan which made him look bad.
P Coltrane works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
P Coltrane fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Logan tries to clinch but P Coltrane is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Logan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
P Coltrane steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Logan.
P Coltrane tests Logan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
P Coltrane just misses with a punch to the body.
Logan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but P Coltrane manages to avoid it.
P Coltrane misses the shot to the body.
Logan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from P Coltrane.
James Logan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Logan walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Logan moves out of range of the strikes.
P Coltrane slips under a jab.
Logan misses with a body shot.
Logan walks into a jab.
P Coltrane misses with a looping right.

Logan closes the distance and pushes P Coltrane back into the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right from P Coltrane on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

P Coltrane manages to break the clinch.
Logan connects with a nice looking jab.
P Coltrane misses with an uppercut.
P Coltrane throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
P Coltrane stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
P Coltrane lands a jab to the head.
Logan misses with a hook.
Logan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
P Coltrane misses with a hook.
P Coltrane looks to land a left hand but Logan moved out of range nicely.
Logan is really struggling to find his range with his punches. P Coltrane's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
P Coltrane uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Logan.
Logan needs to keep his hands up - P Coltrane had a free shot at his head there.
P Coltrane looks to throw the jab but Logan is out of range.
Logan fails with an attempt to clinch.
Logan works the jab nicely.
Logan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from P Coltrane.
James Logan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Logan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
P Coltrane gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Logan.
Logan jabs P Coltrane right on the nose. P Coltrane blinks but takes it well.

Logan clinches with his opponent.
A short right from Logan.
Logan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by P Coltrane.
Logan misses with a punch to the body.
Logan lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Logan lands a shot to the body.
Logan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Logan.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Logan.
Logan tries to throw a body punch but P Coltrane avoids it by throwing Logan back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Logan creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
P Coltrane blocks an uppercut.
Logan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Logan backwards.
Logan works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

P Coltrane pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Logan scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Logan is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
P Coltrane rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Logan counters with a straight right hand.
P Coltrane thows a body shot but no joy.
P Coltrane misses with a left hand
and Logan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Logan bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of P Coltrane's head.
Logan misses with a hook.
P Coltrane throws out a loose jab but Logan uses good head movement to avoid it.
P Coltrane shoots in and drives through. Logan sprawls well.
P Coltrane ducks under a wild hook from Logan.
P Coltrane circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Logan throws a jab but it's blocked by P Coltrane.
Logan connects with a single shot there.
Logan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by P Coltrane.
P Coltrane connects with a right hand. Logan shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Logan dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

P Coltrane bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
P Coltrane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Logan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Logan just misses with a punch to the body.
P Coltrane throws a lazy right hand but Logan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Logan throws a body punch but P Coltrane moves out of range.
Logan connects with a good right hand that stumbles P Coltrane. P Coltrane circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
P Coltrane throws a right hand that misses
and P Coltrane takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Logan lands a lovely overhand right.
Logan darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Logan tests P Coltrane's chin there with a solid looking shot.
P Coltrane misses with a series of wild punches.
P Coltrane lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Decent striking displayed by Logan there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Logan. That snapped P Coltrane's head back.
Logan misses with the combination.
Logan misses with a looping right.
P Coltrane misses with a hook. Logan ducked under it nicely.
P Coltrane slips under a jab.
Logan takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A swing and a miss from P Coltrane.
P Coltrane lands with a straight right. Logan didn't see that one coming.
Logan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
P Coltrane lands a jab to the head.
A swing and a miss from Logan.
Logan loads up on a big right hand but P Coltrane slips the punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Logan throws a looping overhand right but P Coltrane ducks down to avoid it.
Logan ducks under a wild hook from P Coltrane.
Logan takes a swing at P Coltrane's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Logan throws a looping overhand right but P Coltrane ducks down to avoid it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Logan.
P Coltrane throws a shot from downtown. Logan moves away and avoids it.
Logan tries to clinch there but P Coltrane circles away.
Logan takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A punch lands to the side of P Coltrane 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Logan throws a big shot that misses.
Logan connects with a single shot there.
Nice straight punches there by P Coltrane. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of P Coltrane.
Roscoe P Coltrane seems to be getting the better of the standup.
P Coltrane moves out of range of the strikes.
Logan lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
P Coltrane staying out of range there.
Logan missing with a left hand there. P Coltrane was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Logan scores with a sloppy right hand. P Coltrane should have avoided that one.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Logan getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Logan.
P Coltrane moves away from the strike by Logan.
Logan closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
P Coltrane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Logan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. P Coltrane looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Logan slips a jab and a cross from P Coltrane.
Logan tries to close the distance and clinch but P Coltrane swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
P Coltrane ducks under a wild hook from Logan.
Logan looks to land a right hand but P Coltrane moved out of range.
P Coltrane throws a nice looking combination but Logan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Logan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Logan throws a lazy right hand but P Coltrane sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Logan throws a looping overhand right but P Coltrane ducks down to avoid it.
Logan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but P Coltrane paws at him with a jab and circles away.
P Coltrane attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane needs to keep his hands up - Logan had a free shot at his head there.
Logan slips under a jab.
P Coltrane uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Logan.
P Coltrane just misses with a punch to the body.
P Coltrane fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Logan is looking to clinch but P Coltrane is avoiding it.
P Coltrane has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Logan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by P Coltrane.
Logan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from P Coltrane.
P Coltrane misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Logan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Logan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Good shot there by Logan.
P Coltrane lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
P Coltrane ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
P Coltrane misses with a looping right.
Logan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that James Logan will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

A swing and a miss from P Coltrane.
Logan throws a shot from downtown. P Coltrane moves away and avoids it.
Logan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
P Coltrane keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Logan.
P Coltrane missing with a left hand there. Logan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Logan connects with a jab.
Logan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
P Coltrane misses the shot to the body.
Logan misses the shot to the body.
Logan tries to close the distance and clinch but P Coltrane swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
P Coltrane slips under a jab from Logan.
Logan fails in his attempt to clinch.
Logan swings and misses with a shot to the body
and P Coltrane counters with a left and a right that stings Logan.
Logan looks to score with a jab to the body but P Coltrane is just out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Logan is looking to clinch.
P Coltrane misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
P Coltrane takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Logan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by P Coltrane.
Logan wants to clinch up but P Coltrane keeps it at a distance.
A slow jab from P Coltrane misses its intended target.
Logan connects with a single shot there.
Logan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as P Coltrane throws out the jab.

Logan gets in close and instigates a clinch.
P Coltrane misses with the head strike.
Logan lands a shoulder strike.
Logan throws a head punch that misses.
Logan scores with a hook to the body.
Logan is working P Coltrane over against the cage.
P Coltrane takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Logan can't find room to land a body shot as P Coltrane controls the action.
P Coltrane blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Logan prevents a body shot from P Coltrane.
A body shot lands from Logan.
Roscoe P Coltrane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
James Logan is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Logan avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Logan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
P Coltrane doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
P Coltrane working aggressively here.
Logan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Logan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A shot in the inside from Logan.
Logan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
James Logan has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Logan struggles to land a body shot inside as P Coltrane controls his hands.
Logan works on P Coltrane's body with a couple of short punches.
P Coltrane misses with a hook from the clinch.
Logan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
P Coltrane tries a body shot but Logan blocks it.
Logan throws a head punch that misses.
P Coltrane struggles to land a body shot inside as Logan controls his hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Logan lands a hook to the side of the head.
P Coltrane working hard to break the clinch.
Logan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
P Coltrane blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Logan.
P Coltrane misses with a punch on the inside.
Logan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A hook to the body from Logan.
P Coltrane misses with a hook from the clinch.
Logan misses with a punch on the inside.

P Coltrane manages to break the clinch.
Logan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Logan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but P Coltrane was well out of range. Poor timing from Logan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by P Coltrane.
P Coltrane stalks Logan and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Logan's face. Logan staggers backwards, shaken.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Logan throws the left hand but P Coltrane avoids the punch easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Logan looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Logan tests P Coltrane's chin there with a solid looking shot.
P Coltrane misses with a hook. Logan ducked under it nicely.
Logan misses with a hook
and P Coltrane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Logan connects with a right hand. P Coltrane shakes it off.
Logan tries to clinch but P Coltrane is having none of it.
Logan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
P Coltrane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Logan.
Logan tries to close the distance and clinch up but P Coltrane swats him away and circles back towards the center.
P Coltrane throws a sloppy body shot
and Logan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
James Logan showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Logan, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... James Logan!
Jumping up and down and very excited, James Logan waved his t-shirt featuring Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q's logo in front of the cameras.