PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Bush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Bush's choice of entrance music: Taking a Life. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Bush

194 cm
25
280 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

200 cm
28
280 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Harry Bush!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, William Peck and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a double jab.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Bush off balance momentarily.
Bush throws a right and a left that both miss.
Good leg kick by Bush there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nice uppercut lands for Bush. That snapped Dos Equis Guy's head back.
Bush lands a really nice looking cross but Dos Equis Guy seems unphased.
A combination from Dos Equis Guy does no damage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Dos Equis Guy has managed to clinch.
Bush prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Bush lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bush misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bush.
Dos Equis Guy blocking some punches.
Bush is trying to maintain a safe position but Dos Equis Guy gets an underhook and turns Bush into the cage.
Bush seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.

Dos Equis Guy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Bush with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bush's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy.
Bush's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dos Equis Guy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bush scrambles back to his feet.
Bush takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
Dos Equis Guy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bush moves away.
Bush finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a straight right. Bush didn't see that one coming.
Bush misses the shot to the body.
Bush misses the jab.
Dos Equis Guy checks a leg kick.
Bush ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy moves away.
Bush lands with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bush throws a low kick, looking for Dos Equis Guy's leg but Dos Equis Guy calmly moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook
and Bush counters with a body kick.
Bush tries to move into range but Dos Equis Guy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Bush moves out of range.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bush moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bush misses the shot to the body.
Nice jab there from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Bush does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bush misses the shot to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Dos Equis Guy blocks the leg kick.
Bush avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bush. Bush circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dos Equis Guy cracks the inside of Bush's front leg.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bush manages to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to wear down Bush with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bush uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dos Equis Guy.
Bush fails to land with a series of punches.
Dos Equis Guy looks to throw the jab but Bush is out of range.
Bush takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bush.
Bush scores with a head kick.

It looks like The Dos Equis Guy has been cut.
Bush misses with a body shot.
Bush throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bush moves away.
Bush tries to clinch up.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.

Bush moves into the clinch.
Bush working hard to break the clinch.
Bush goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Bush with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bush prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy prevents a body shot from Bush.
Bush lands a body shot.
Bush tries to throw a body punch but Dos Equis Guy avoids it by throwing Bush back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Bush blocks it.
A nice left hand lands by Bush.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bush tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Bush looks gassed!

Dos Equis Guy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dos Equis Guy looks to throw the jab but Bush is out of range.
Jab, jab by Dos Equis Guy - just one landing.

It looks like Harry Bush has been cut.
Bush avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bush. Bush circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Bush with a good jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dos Equis Guy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bush connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bush connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dos Equis Guy moves in looking to clinch but Bush pushes him off.
Bush lands a nice looking body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Dos Equis Guy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dos Equis Guy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Bush drives through and clinches with Dos Equis Guy against the cage.
Bush has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Bush blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Bush controls his hands.
Bush prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bush tries a body shot but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bush's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Bush controls the action.
A right hook to the body lands for Dos Equis Guy.
Bush wants to stall.
Dos Equis Guy misses with the head strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dos Equis Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a left hand.
Bush softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Bush avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bush is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bush blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Dos Equis Guy.
Bush prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shot to the side of Bush's head.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a right to the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bush backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand into Bush's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bush's gas tank.
Bush is breathing heavily.
Dos Equis Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Bush.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bush's elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bush backwards.
A body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Still in the clinch, Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a light punch inside.
Dos Equis Guy lands an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Bush's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Bush can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bush throws a punch but it's blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bush blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dos Equis Guy.

Bush is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bush has a couple of punches blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Bush is still on wobbly legs! Can Dos Equis Guy finish him?
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Bush's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bush seems to have recovered his senses.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
The Dos Equis Guy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bush stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Bush is trying to break the clinch but Dos Equis Guy has him pressed against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Bush controls his hands.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bush backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a light punch inside.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy is leaning against Bush and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dos Equis Guy dips a shoulder and cracks Bush with a mighty uppercut! Bush falls back against the cage and Dos Equis Guy unloads with a barrage of strikes! Bush is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Dos Equis Guy screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Canadian Fighter Clothing for their support in the buildup to the fight.