PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Lluoma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda comes to the cage accompanied by BRAVEHEART. Lluoma is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by New Religion - Duran Duran. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Anaconda
vs
Lluoma

204 cm
33
279 lbs
26 - 13 - 1

188 cm
29
240 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simon Lluoma!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lluoma throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters circling - Lluoma throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lluoma misses with a hook.
Simon Lluoma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anaconda checks a leg kick.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
Anaconda misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Anaconda pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lluoma misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lluoma looks to land a left hand but Anaconda moved out of range nicely.
Anaconda bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Anaconda fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lluoma manages to avoid it.
Lluoma is looking to clinch.
Anaconda lands with a good body shot.
Lluoma misses the jab.
Anaconda wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lluoma misses the jab.
Lluoma throws a looping overhand right but Anaconda ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lluoma keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Anaconda swings for the body but Lluoma moves out of range.
Lluoma chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Anaconda Anaconda is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lluoma throws a shot to the body.
Lluoma tries to close the distance and clinch up but Anaconda swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Anaconda scores with a decent looking hook.
Anaconda checks a low kick from Lluoma.
Anaconda takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Lluoma is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A slow jab from Anaconda misses its intended target.
Anaconda staying out of range there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lluoma lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Anaconda has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Anaconda and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Lluoma shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Anaconda is trying to defend but Lluoma finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anaconda has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lluoma is working away from the top position though.
Lluoma landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lluoma takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lluoma wants to free his trapped foot but Anaconda is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Anaconda is trying to get back to full guard.
Lluoma looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Anaconda tries to roll over but Lluoma keeps him under control.
Anaconda is trying is best to control the position here.
Anaconda wants to control but Lluoma is keeping busy.
Anaconda is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Lluoma's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Lluoma's back!
Anaconda is not going to allow Lluoma to sit and survive in this position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lluoma turns into Anaconda and is now in his guard.
Lluoma missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lluoma stopping the sweep attempt from Anaconda.
Anaconda manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Anaconda lands a big elbow.
Anaconda trying to control but Lluoma is having none of it.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Lluoma can't escape the position.
Lluoma slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Lluoma manages to escape and get back to his feet!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lluoma misses with a hook.
Lluoma thuds a left hand into Anaconda's body.
Anaconda throws a head kick that misses.
Lluoma is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Anaconda.
Anaconda looks to land a left hand but Lluoma moved out of range nicely.
Lluoma misses with a hook. Anaconda ducked under it nicely.
Lluoma does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lluoma cracks Anaconda with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Anaconda throws a head kick but Lluoma moves out of range.
Lluoma feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Anacondas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Anaconda throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lluoma stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lluoma tries to clinch up but Anaconda circles away and keeps his distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anaconda misses with a body shot.
Anaconda throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lluoma avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Simon Lluoma dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Anaconda on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Lluoma on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Anaconda defending well as Lluoma loads up on a big left hand.
Lluoma tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lluoma misses with a left hand
and Lluoma takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lluoma takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Anaconda gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lluoma uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Anaconda.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Lluoma. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Anaconda throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lluoma.
Anaconda connects with a body shot.
Lluoma swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Anaconda looks to land a left hand but Lluoma moved out of range nicely.
Lluoma takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lluoma pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lluoma stuns Anaconda with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Anaconda throws a body punch but Lluoma moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lluoma swinging wildly here.
Lluoma staying out of range there.
Lluoma throws out a leg kick but Anaconda moves out of range and Lluoma only half commits.
Lluoma stuns Anaconda with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Anaconda fails to land with a series of punches.
Anaconda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lluoma was well out of range. Poor timing from Anaconda.
Anaconda moves out of range of the leg kick from Lluoma.
Lluoma looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lluoma throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anaconda.
Lluoma feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Anacondas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anaconda ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lluoma moves away.
Anaconda misses with a looping left.
Lluoma misses with a hook. Anaconda ducked under it nicely.
Simon Lluoma seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lluoma throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lluoma scores with the left hand. Anaconda knows he should have avoided that one.
Anaconda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lluoma was well out of range. Poor timing from Anaconda.
Lluoma lands a front kick.
Anaconda lands with a shot to the body.
Lluoma thows a body shot but no joy.

Lluoma drives through and clinches with Anaconda against the cage.
Nice body punch from Lluoma - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Lluoma.
Anaconda blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lluoma pushes Anaconda back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Lluoma lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lluoma lands a shot to the body.
Lluoma lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lluoma misses with a body punch.

Lluoma pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lluoma throws a series of punches but Anaconda avoids them all with ease.
Lluoma pivots, looking for a leg kick but Anaconda is out of range and Lluoma settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Anaconda lands a lovely overhand right.
A chopping leg kick lands by Lluoma.
Lluoma getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Lluoma fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lluoma fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lluoma swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lluoma catches Anaconda with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Anaconda throws a lazy right hand but Lluoma sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big right from Anaconda misses.
Lluoma lands a jab to Anaconda's midsection.
Jab from Lluoma.
Lluoma misses with a two punch combination.
Lluoma tests Anaconda's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda misses with a body punch
and Lluoma counters with an outside leg kick.

Lluoma closes the distance and pushes Anaconda back into the cage.
Lluoma softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lluoma misses with a body punch.
Lluoma unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lluoma with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lluoma lands a body shot.
Lluoma missing with knees to the body.

Lluoma breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lluoma tries to clinch but Anaconda is having none of it.
Lluoma swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Anaconda lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lluoma lands a really nice looking cross but Anaconda seems unphased.
Anaconda misses with a jab to the body
and Lluoma counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anaconda avoids a kick to the body.
Lluoma throws the left hand but Anaconda avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Simon Lluoma showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Lluoma scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A clash of legs there as Anaconda blocks the low kick.
Lluoma swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A head kick misses from Anaconda.
Anaconda throws an overhand right that lands on Lluoma's shoulder, as Lluoma tries to avoid the shot.
Anaconda displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lluoma throws out the jab.
Lluoma lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lluoma keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Anaconda waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lluoma.
Anaconda misses with a wild combination.
Lluoma walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Anaconda displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lluoma throws out the jab.
Anaconda checks a leg kick.
Anaconda on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lluoma tries to clinch there but Anaconda circles away.
Lluoma dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Anaconda slips a straight right by Lluoma.
Lluoma's corner calls for a 1-2. Lluoma obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Lluoma checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lluoma misses with a body shot.
Lluoma with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lluoma scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Lluoma gets a takedown into half guard.
Lluoma is looking to take a break and control but Anaconda is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lluoma is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Anaconda!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lluoma in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Lluoma lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Anaconda! Lluoma sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Anaconda and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Simon Lluoma!
A less than humble Simon Lluoma misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.