PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ren Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wiggum Ralph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie comes to the cage accompanied by "Catgroove" by Parov Stelar . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gracie
vs
Ralph

181 cm
29
133 lbs
10 - 13 - 0

180 cm
23
140 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Untouchable Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 13 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ren Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wiggum Ralph!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Ivan Kurochkin and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ralph lands a leg kick that knocks Gracie off balance momentarily.
Ralph avoids a punch combination nicely.
Some wild striking there from Gracie.
A jab from Gracie finds it's way through Ralph's defenses.
Gracie closes the distance and clinches up with Ralph, looking for a takedown. Gracie pushes Ralph against the cage but Ralph circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ralph throws a big shot that misses.
Gracie tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ralph throws a head kick that half lands.
Ralph scores with a punch to the head.
Ralph ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ralph connects with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie throws a looping overhand right but Ralph ducks down to avoid it.
Gracie really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Good leg kick by Ralph there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ralph scores with a jab to the head.
Ralph thumps Gracie with a low kick.
Gracie throws a combination that misses
and Ralph counters with a good low kick that Gracie was not able to check.
Ralph lands a head kick. Gracie smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Gracie is rocked!
Ralph drops Gracie with a straight right hand, right on the button! Ralph follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wiggum Ralph!
Wiggum Ralph spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.