PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ultimate Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Jobber
vs
Jobber

188 cm
26
213 lbs
3 - 9 - 0

190 cm
26
210 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

TITAN
TITAN

Valhalla Fight Wear
TITAN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Super Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ultimate Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Super Jobber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Super Jobber misses with a wild body shot.
Super Jobber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Super Jobber scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nice cross by Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber is looking to clinch.
Super Jobber will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Super Jobber throws a nice looking combination but Ultimate Jobber bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ultimate Jobber tests Super Jobber's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Super Jobber dives in and grabs Ultimate Jobber's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ultimate Jobber pushes down on Super Jobber's head and hops out.
Super Jobber slips a jab and a cross from Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber tries to clinch but Super Jobber is having none of it.
Super Jobber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Super Jobber fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ultimate Jobber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Ultimate Jobber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Super Jobber swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ultimate Jobber connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ultimate Jobber throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Super Jobber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ultimate Jobber manages to avoid it.
Super Jobber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ultimate Jobber throws a shot from downtown. Super Jobber moves away and avoids it.
Super Jobber walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Super Jobber drives through with a takedown into Ultimate Jobber's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Super Jobber stands up and waves to Ultimate Jobber to follow him.
Super Jobber on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Super Jobber is rocked!
Ultimate Jobber on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Super Jobber misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Super Jobber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ultimate Jobber slips a jab and a cross from Super Jobber.
Super Jobber closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ultimate Jobber circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Jobber. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ultimate Jobber missing with a left hand there. Super Jobber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ultimate Jobber is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Super Jobber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ultimate Jobber looks to land a left hand but Super Jobber moved out of range nicely.
Super Jobber misses with a few strikes there.
Super Jobber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ultimate Jobber was well out of range. Poor timing from Super Jobber.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ultimate Jobber looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Super Jobber looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ultimate Jobber is fending him off so far but Super Jobber persists. Nope, Ultimate Jobber circles away and we're back to standing.
Ultimate Jobber missing with a left hand there. Super Jobber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Ultimate Jobber clinches with his opponent.
Super Jobber has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ultimate Jobber is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Super Jobber letting Ultimate Jobber take a breather here.
Ultimate Jobber scores with a hook to the body.
Ultimate Jobber is struggling to control the position.
Ultimate Jobber continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Super Jobber has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ultimate Jobber avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ultimate Jobber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Super Jobber wants a takedown but no success here.
Super Jobber jumps guard but Ultimate Jobber stands there with Super Jobber around his waist. Super Jobber gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Super Jobber wants a takedown.
Super Jobber drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ultimate Jobber pulls his leg out and moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Ultimate Jobber misses the target.
Ultimate Jobber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Ultimate Jobber drives through and clinches with Super Jobber against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ultimate Jobber creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ultimate Jobber is pressed up against the cage. Super Jobber has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ultimate Jobber down to the mat. Ultimate Jobber avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ultimate Jobber misses with an uppercut. Super Jobber saw that one coming.

Super Jobber shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Super Jobber was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Ultimate Jobber wants to control but Super Jobber is having none of it.

Super Jobber is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
A swing and a miss from Ultimate Jobber.
Super Jobber misses with a straight left.
Super Jobber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ultimate Jobber misses with a double jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Super Jobber looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

Ultimate Jobber lands a big uppercut and Super Jobber crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Super Jobber looks OK. Ultimate Jobber waves Super Jobber back to his feet!
Oh Super Jobber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Super Jobber looks up at the clock. Bad move! Ultimate Jobber lands a right hand from hell, dropping Super Jobber. Ultimate Jobber pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ultimate Jobber!
A very excited looking Ultimate Jobber rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.