PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sladen Shockner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Wells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shockner kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is This is the new shit. Chris Wells has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Shockner
vs
Wells

205 cm
31
275 lbs
13 - 14 - 0

195 cm
33
289 lbs
19 - 6 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sladen Shockner!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chris Wells!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wells works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A punch combination from Shockner misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Shockner checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Shockner tries to close the distance and clinch but Wells swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wells rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Shockner counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Shockner wants to clinch.
Chris Wells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shockner shoots for a double leg takedown but Wells sprawls well. He's pushed Shockner's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Shockner doesn't manage to clinch there - Wells circles away.
Shockner loads up on a big right hand but Wells slips the punch.
Wells thows a body kick. Shockner tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Shockner throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Wells connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shockner closes the distance but Wells moves to the side
and Wells counters with a series of strikes. Shockner will be more careful next time no doubt.
Shockner tries to clinch but Wells moves away
letting Wells counter with a right hand.
Wells throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Shockner throws a lazy head kick
and Wells counters with a stiff right hand.
Wells lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Shockner at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wells. That's going to slow Shockner down.
Shockner darts in trying to clinch
and Wells counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wells connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wells digs a good body shot into Shockner's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wells throws a right hand that Shockner ducks under and follows up with a left that Shockner also avoids with ease.
Shockner lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Shockner.
Wells keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nice body punch from Wells.
Wells connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Shockner's hands.
Wells misses with the combination.
Shockner throws an off balance right hand
and Wells counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wells works Shockner's body with a nice hook.
Wells lands with an overhand left.
Shockner tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wells paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Shockner tries to clinch up
and Wells counters with a nice body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wells changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Shockner looks to clinch
and Wells counters with a stiff right hand.
Wells fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Shockner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wells tries a low kick but Shockner avoids it.
Wells is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Shockner had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Wells lands a head kick!
Shockner takes one on the button.
Wells lands a nice looking body shot.
Wells scores with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wells lands with a nice body punch.
Jab from Wells.
Wells lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Shockner at a distance.
A cross from Wells lands.
Shockner on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Shockner takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Shockner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wells lands a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shockner tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Wells counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chris Wells dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Wells is pawing at Shockner, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Shockner's nose. Shockner is badly hurt! Wells pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Shockner tries desperately to hold on but Wells is relentless in his assault! As Shockner receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Wells away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chris Wells! Chris Wells retains his super heavyweight title!