PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kenny Hall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roddy Piper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hall comes to the cage accompanied by Fire storm. Piper has chosen Scotland yard by The Ramones as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Kenny Hall has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Hall
vs
Piper

225 cm
25
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

198 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kenny Hall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Roddy Piper!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good shot there by Piper.
Piper moves away from the strike by Hall.
Piper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hall at a distance.
Hall throws a series of punches but Piper moves out of range.
Piper with a hook.
Hall misses with a wild body shot.
Hall throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Piper defending well as Hall loads up on a big left hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hall looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hall tries to clinch up.
Sloppy strikes from Hall. Those never looked like landing.
Piper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Piper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Piper takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fight stays on the outside here - Hall looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Piper lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Kenny Hall has been cut.
Hall throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Piper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Piper showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper digs a good body shot into Hall's ribs.
Hall keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hall sizes up Piper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Piper scores with a body shot.
Hall shoots in but no luck this time.
Piper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hall's hands.
Piper lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Piper.
Piper lands a jab.
Hall wants to clinch.
Piper jabs at Hall's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hall misses with a body shot.
Hall takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Good standup being displayed there by Piper as he connects with a hook.
Roddy Piper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hall tries to move into range but Piper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hall's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hall duly obliges.
Hall is breathing heavily.
Hall looks for a takedown but Piper sprawls well.
Piper scores with a hook to the body. Hall takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hall takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Piper lands a nice hook to Hall's body. Hall takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Piper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Piper lands with a nice body punch.
Piper scores with a hook.
Hall with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Piper to score with a decent uppercut.
Hall takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Piper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Piper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hall throws a nice looking combination but Piper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Piper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Roddy Piper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Piper scores with a hook.
Hall really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Piper cracks Hall with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hall takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hall takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Piper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Hall is rocked!
A jab from Piper does it's job there.
Oh Hall is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Piper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hall stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Piper fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Hall to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Hall looks to clinch but Piper throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Hall taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Roddy Piper!
Roddy Piper managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Outkast Clothing Line, into his post fight interview.