PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Somore Fudge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piracy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Like Big Butts. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fudge
vs
Piracy

190 cm
24
223 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

210 cm
25
300 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry
Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Somore Fudge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piracy moves to clinch but Fudge breaks away
and Fudge counters with a leg kick.
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fudge paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Piracy tries to clinch but Fudge moves away
and Fudge counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

Piracy clinches.
Fudge lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fudge tries a body shot but Piracy blocks it.
Piracy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fudge throws a knee to the head but misses.
Piracy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Piracy misses with some punches.
Fudge stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fudge gets through Piracy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Piracy lands a left hand.
Fudge lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fudge presses Piracy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fudge tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fudge lands a right hand.
A short right from Fudge on the inside.
Fudge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fudge scores with a shoulder strike.
Fudge throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Piracy blocks it with crossed arms.
Fudge scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piracy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fudge lands a body punch in the clinch.
Piracy looks gassed!
A nice left hand lands by Fudge.
Fudge with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fudge.
Piracy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fudge's elbow.
Piracy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Piracy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piracy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A hook to the body from Fudge.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fudge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fudge throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Piracy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fudge lands with a light punch inside.
Fudge lands with a light punch inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Fudge.
Fudge stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fudge throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fudge misses with a knee to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Fudge throws an elbow but misses.
Fudge using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Piracy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fudge lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Piracy throws an elbow but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piracy struggles to land a body shot inside as Fudge controls his hands.
Fudge working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fudge.
A nice left hand lands by Fudge.
Fudge lands with a left to the head.
Piracy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A body shot lands from Fudge.
A right hook to the body lands for Fudge.
Fudge throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Piracy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fudge presses Piracy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fudge throws a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Fudge scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Fudge.
Piracy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fudge lands a right hand that snaps the head of Piracy backwards.
Piracy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Fudge.
Fudge lands a hook to the side of the head.
Piracy takes a shot to the head.
Fudge scores with a hook to the body.
Fudge lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Piracy backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudge lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Fudge just misses with a elbow thrown towards Piracy's brow.
Fudge scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Fudge.
Fudge lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fudge pushes Piracy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fudge lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fudge working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fudge lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Piracy backwards.
Piracy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fudge misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piracy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fudge works on Piracy's body with a couple of short punches.
Fudge digs a right hand into Piracy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Piracy's gas tank.
A right hand to the body from Fudge.
Fudge lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Piracy backwards.
A short right from Fudge.
Fudge swings wildly with an uppercut but Piracy uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Fudge.
Fudge lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fudge working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Fudge scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fudge misses with a punch on the inside.
Fudge lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fudge lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fudge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Piracy.
A short left from Fudge.
Fudge lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Piracy.
Fudge digs a right hand into Piracy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Piracy's gas tank.
Fudge lands with a light punch inside.
Fudge lands with a left to the head.
Fudge throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fudge works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fudge lands a nice uppercut.
Fudge throws a knee to the head but misses.
Piracy throws an elbow that misses.
Fudge tries to work over Piracy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piracy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fudge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Fudge fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fudge.
Fudge lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Piracy backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Somore Fudge dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Piracy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fudge fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fudge misses with a head kick.
Fudge misses with a few strikes there.
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fudge paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice body punch from Fudge.
Butt Piracy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fudge scores with a jab. Piracy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fudge dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Piracy. That did some damage!
Piracy tries to clinch up but Fudge circles away and keeps his distance.
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fudge swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fudge scoring well with a low kick there.
Fudge lands a nice hook to Piracy's body. Piracy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fudge throws a right and a left that Piracy avoids nicely.
Piracy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Piracy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fudge.
Piracy is breathing heavily.
Fudge fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Piracy closes the distance but Fudge moves to the side
and Fudge counters with a good low kick that Piracy was not able to check.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piracy blocks a head kick by Fudge.
Fudge misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fudge connects with a looping right hand.
Fudge is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Piracy can do to turn this around?
Fudge throws a leg kick which misses Piracy's front leg but catches the back leg as Piracy tries to avoid it.
Fudge tries a head kick but it misses.
Fudge lands with a nice combination. Piracy backs away looking to recover.
Piracy tries to clinch but Fudge moves away
and Piracy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fudge keeps the fight on the outside.

Fudge moves into the clinch successfully.
Somore Fudge has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Piracy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fudges head.
Fudge throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Piracy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fudge.
Still in the clinch, Fudge scores with a nice short uppercut.
Piracy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piracy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fudge avoids it.
Piracy misses with some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Fudge.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piracy swings wildly with an uppercut but Fudge uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fudge blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piracy managing to block the knees to the body from Fudge.
Piracy missing with knees to the body.
Fudge lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fudge lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Piracy or not.
Fudge lands a right hand.
Fudge lands with a light punch inside.
Good body shot from Fudge.
Fudge lands a body punch.
Fudge lands a body punch.
A shot in the inside from Fudge.
Fudge scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fudge lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fudge lands with a short shot to the head.
Fudge lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Piracy backwards.
Fudge scores with a shoulder strike.
Fudge lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fudge lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fudge working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudge lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Butt Piracy has been cut.
Fudge is working Piracy over against the cage.
Fudge presses Piracy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Piracy takes a shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short uppercut from Fudge.
Fudge lands a left hand that snaps the head of Piracy backwards.
Fudge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short left from Fudge.

Piracy is rocked!
A right handed body shot lands from Fudge.
Fudge cracks Piracy with a nice body shot.

Fudge drops Piracy onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Piracy is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Piracy is still on wobbly legs! Can Fudge finish him?
A right handed body shot lands from Fudge.
Fudge scores with a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Fudge.
Fudge works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fudge lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fudge lands a shoulder strike.
Fudge lands a left hand.
Fudge pushes Piracy against the cage. Fudge is working some dirty boxing. Fudge pushes off with a quick right hook! Piracy goes down! Piracy tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Fudge moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Somore Fudge!
A relieved looking Somore Fudge thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.