PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncle Nasty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe comes to the ring accompanied by Uncle Sam Goddamn. Nasty has chosen Jumpdafuckup by SOULFLY as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Abe
vs
Nasty

200 cm
24
264 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

190 cm
27
245 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uncle Nasty!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abe misses with a jab, cross combination.
Abe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A punch lands to the side of Nasty 's head but he takes it in his stride.

It looks like Uncle Nasty has been cut.

Abe fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Nasty, pushing him back against the ropes.
Abe lands with a left to the head.
Abe is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Abe softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A hook to the body from Abe.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nasty wants a takedown.
Nasty tries to score a body lock takedown but Abe shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Earnest Abe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Nasty.
Abe is struggling to control the position.
Nasty misses with a short punch on the inside.
Abe has Nasty pushed against the ropes.
Abe working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Abe gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Nasty.
Abe lands a nice shot to the body.
Nasty looks gassed!
Abe lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Abe lands with a light punch inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Abe.
Abe pushes Nasty back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Abe lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That has opened up Uncle Nasty's cut even more.
Abe lands with a short shot to the head.

Nasty is rocked!
Abe lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Nasty to his knees! Abe keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Earnest Abe!
Earnest Abe retains his heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Earnest Abe thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.