PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fuck BP Oil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scott Hode (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hode is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Arkansas Razorback Fight Song. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

BP Oil
vs
Hode

160 cm
25
160 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

167 cm
33
159 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fuck BP Oil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Scott Hode!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Leandro Rodrigues and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BP Oil tries for a takedown but Hode circles away easily
and Hode counters with a nice uppercut.
BP Oil tries for a takedown but Hode circles away easily
and Hode counters with a straight right hand.
BP Oil shoots and misses

and Hode counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fuck BP Oil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Hode performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
BP Oil is not content to let Hode control the position.

BP Oil has one foot on Hode's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
BP Oil has his takedown stuffed
and Hode counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BP Oil gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Hode counters with a nice uppercut.
BP Oil shoots and misses

and Hode counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
BP Oil is breathing heavily.
Hode is taking a breather. BP Oil says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Hode wants to control but BP Oil is keeping him busy.

BP Oil kicks Hode off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
BP Oil tries for a takedown but Hode circles away easily
and Hode counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
BP Oil gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Hode counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hode passes into half guard.
Hode keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
BP Oil is refusing to be controlled, as Hode sits in half guard.
Hode throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hode perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Scott Hode was stalling too much, according to the referee.

Hode gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Hode working a defensive guard here.
BP Oil knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hode on the ground.
BP Oil is working Hode over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
BP Oil postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
BP Oil works over Hode with some ground and pound from guard.
Hode is trying to control the position but BP Oil postures up.
Hode wants to stand but BP Oil is controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
BP Oil chips away with some ground and pound.
BP Oil working some strikes from top position.
BP Oil with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
BP Oil works over Hode with some ground and pound from guard.
Hode wants to sweep here but BP Oil controlling him for the moment.
BP Oil throws a big elbow that misses.
Hode is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst BP Oil is controlling him.
Hode controls BP Oil momentarily but BP Oil frees himself.
BP Oil in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
BP Oil postures up in Hode's guard and throws a big left but Hode blocks it.
BP Oil throws a strike but Hode rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
BP Oil wants to get back to his feet but Hode is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Scott Hode dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

BP Oil doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hode counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
BP Oil with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hode counters with a nice uppercut.
BP Oil tries for a takedown but Hode circles away easily
and Hode counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fuck BP Oil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
BP Oil doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Hode counters with a single leg into guard. BP Oil didn't expect that.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hode trying to control but BP Oil is working from the bottom.
Hode postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hode controls from within his opponent's guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hode advances to half guard.
Hode trying to control the action but BP Oil is working from the bottom.
Hode with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
BP Oil is not content to let Hode control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Scott Hode wasn't active enough on the ground.
BP Oil with a poor takedown
and Hode counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
BP Oil misses with a takedown attempt

and Hode counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Hode.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hode controls from within his opponent's guard.
Hode stops BP Oil from standing up.
BP Oil keeping full guard, as Hode tries to pass.
Hode wants to control from the top but BP Oil keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hode is standing up over BP Oil. BP Oil looks to escape but Hode dives into side control.
BP Oil is not content to let Hode control the position.
BP Oil is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Hode has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Hode is working BP Oil over with some ground and pound from side control.
BP Oil wants to get back to his feet.
Hode creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hode has an Americana. BP Oil didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Hode is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Hode hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Scott Hode!