PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thiago Satillo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Franz Titties has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Franz Titties seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Titties
vs
Satillo

187 cm
25
235 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

187 cm
25
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Intelligent

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Thiago Satillo!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satillo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Satillo tries to score a power double leg takedown but Titties sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Satillo somewhat.
Satillo wants to slow Titties down by chopping away at his legs.
Satillo swats away the attempt to clinch by Titties.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satillo.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satillo.
Satillo misses with a leg kick.
Satillo takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.

Satillo clinches with his opponent.
Titties is trying to maintain a safe position but Satillo gets an underhook and turns Titties into the cage.
Titties blocks an uppercut.
Satillo misses with a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Satillo.
Titties tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Satillo avoids it.
Titties misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties scores a nice knee to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Satillo as Titties tries to tie him up.

Satillo manages to pull guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Titties postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Titties is looking to work some ground and pound but Satillo has wrist control.
Titties has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Titties trying to control the position from guard on top but Satillo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Titties got a little sloppy there for a moment and Satillo has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Titties has managed to get both his arms back between Satillo's legs - danger averted.
Satillo looking to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satillo wants to sweep but no luck.
Titties could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Satillo is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

Satillo escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Titties gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Satillo can't keep his opponent in guard - Titties advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Titties is trying to control the action in half guard but Satillo is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Titties.
Satillo trying to control from the bottom.
Titties trying to mount his opponent but Satillo defends it.
Satillo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Satillo is staying active underneath Titties, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Satillo looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Satillo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Titties wants to free his trapped foot but Satillo is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Titties sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Satillo defending well though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's five minutes gone in the round.

Titties is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Satillo is just riding it out for now. Titties eventually gives up the hold.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Titties lands a nice short elbow.
Titties trying to control from half guard but Satillo is working away.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Satillo keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Titties scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Satillo is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Titties's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Titties's back!

Titties is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.

Satillo looking for the RNC.

Titties is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Satillo gets his way!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Satillo controlling well, preventing Titties from escaping the position.

Satillo has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Titties is in real trouble here. Satillo gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Titties is tapping out! Satillo wins by rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Thiago Satillo!