PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Lieutenans Spasl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elmo Kthafukod (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Spasl
vs
Kthafukod

180 cm
22
180 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

178 cm
25
183 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Untouchable Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lieutenans Spasl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Elmo Kthafukod!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spasl tries a head kick but it misses.
Spasl keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lieutenans Spasl seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spasl lands a head kick!
Kthafukod swinging wildly here.
Spasl looks to land a combination but Kthafukod avoids it well.
Kthafukod blocks a head kick by Spasl.
A jab from Kthafukod does it's job there.

It looks like Lieutenans Spasl has been cut.
Spasl throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kthafukod.
Spasl lands with a slapping head kick.
Spasl throws a series of punches but Kthafukod moves out of range.
Kthafukod dodges the punch combination from Spasl.
Spasl throws a head kick that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kthafukod throws a right and a left that Spasl avoids nicely.
A head kick misses from Spasl.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kthafukod lands a left and a right that send Spasl crashing to the mat, dazed. Kthafukod thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kthafukod fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Spasl is breathing heavily.

Kthafukod clinches up against the cage.

Kthafukod pulls guard successfully.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Kthafukod looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Spasl knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Kthafukod on the ground.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Kthafukod holds on and takes a little breather.

Kthafukod working for a triangle but Spasl defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kthafukod bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Spasl's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kthafukod is stalling in the full guard.
Kthafukod pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Spasl is keeping the position for now.
Spasl can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Kthafukod controls the pace.
Kthafukod looking to pass the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kthafukod wants to control from the top but Spasl keeps moving.

Elmo Kthafukod has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Spasl misses with a double jab

and Kthafukod counters with a crisp one two that drops Spasl! Kthafukod thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Spasl to his feet! Spasl is in big trouble!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A combination from Kthafukod does no damage.
Jab, jab by Kthafukod - just one landing.

Spasl is rocked!

Lieutenans Spasl's cut is getting worse.
Kthafukod connects with a nice cross there... Spasl is looking wobbly and Kthafukod recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Spasl to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Kthafukod jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Elmo Kthafukod!
Elmo Kthafukod really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Untouchable Fight Gear logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.