PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blargo McBlargo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brisbane Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brisbane Martin has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Blargo McBlargo's chin.

McBlargo
vs
Martin

195 cm
19
210 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good in bed

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Blargo McBlargo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brisbane Martin!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBlargo tries for a takedown but Martin circles away easily
and Martin counters with a three punch combo that has McBlargo backing up. McBlargo nods at Martin to acknowledge the strikes.
Martin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McBlargo.
A right-left combo lands from Martin.

It looks like Blargo McBlargo has been cut.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Martin has eaten all the pies!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Martin misses with a series of wild punches.
Martin lands a head shot.

McBlargo is rocked!
McBlargo tries for a takedown but Martin circles away easily
and Martin counters with a huge right that knocks McBlargo out cold! Martin is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Brisbane Martin!