PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jason Chi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Chi
vs
Titties

198 cm
25
244 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

187 cm
25
235 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jason Chi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Titties as he jumps to the side.
Chi has a takedown stuffed.

Chi gets caught napping as Titties dives in and scores a takedown. Chi manages to retain guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Titties wants to control from the top but Chi keeps moving.
Titties is looking to work some ground and pound but Chi has wrist control.
Chi lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Titties!

Chi looking for a guillotine from mount but Titties is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chi swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Titties is now in Chi's guard. A big mistake from Chi there, giving up the dominant position!
Titties must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Titties trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Titties is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Titties missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Chi avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Titties trying to control the position from guard on top but Chi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Titties should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties looks to score with a jab to the body but Chi is just out of range.

Chi has closed the distance and engaged Titties in a clinch.
Titties taking a breather.
Chi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Titties dodges an elbow strike from Chi.
Chi is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Titties to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jason Chi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Titties is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Chi tries to throw a body punch but Titties avoids it by throwing Chi back against the cage.
Chi fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Titties's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Chi jumps guard and drags Titties to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Titties working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties throwing strikes but missing.
Titties tries to free his leg and advance position but Chi is retaining full guard.
Titties is stalling in the full guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Franz Titties has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Some bone on bone action there as Chi checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Chi clinches.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Chi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Titties is defending well for now.
Chi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Titties walks away with a smile on his face. Chi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Chi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Titties.
Titties throws a looping overhand right but Chi ducks down to avoid it.
Titties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chi is looking to land body kicks.
Chi checks the leg kick.
Titties lands with a slapping head kick.
Chi misses with a body shot.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's six minutes gone in the round.

Chi has Titties up against the cage in a clinch.
Titties misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chi tries to pull guard but Titties won't allow it.
Chi throws a punch but it's blocked by Titties.
Titties using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Chi has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Titties leaning against his opponent.
Chi is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Titties to keep the fight standing.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Titties walks away with a smile on his face. Chi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Titties fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
Chi attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.

Chi closes the distance and pushes Titties back into the cage.
Titties tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chi wants to take the fight to the mat but Titties manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Titties prevents a body shot from Chi.

Chi gets control of Titties's arms and successfully pulls guard. Chi will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Titties tries to free his leg and advance position but Chi is retaining full guard.
Titties showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Titties passes easily into side control. Nice work.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Chi is not in a great position here, taking some shots.

Titties working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Titties wants to lay and pray for a moment but Chi keeps working.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Titties working the head and body with strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Titties goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Chi has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Titties but great work by Chi.

Chi goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Titties has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Chi but great work by Titties.
Chi sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Franz Titties comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Titties has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight for Franz Titties!
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Franz Titties!
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for Franz Titties!

Franz Titties wins by unanimous decision!
Franz Titties decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.