PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tasmanian Devil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Twatter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Devil
vs
Twatter

166 cm
23
163 lbs
3 - 1 - 1

199 cm
26
275 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Excellent boxer
Very quick

Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Tasmanian Devil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Harry Twatter!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Devil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Twatter was well out of range. Poor timing from Devil.
Devil misses the body punch
and Twatter counters with a left to the body.
Twatter takes a swing at Devil's ribcage but misses.
Twatter swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Devil counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Twatter. Devil does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Devil. Twatter does a little dance to reset his feet.
Devil throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Devil dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Devil fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Twatter misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Devil counters with a left to the body.
Twatter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Devil manages to avoid it.
Twatter keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Twatter misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tasmanian Devil dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Devil misses the shot to the body.
Twatter throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Twatter swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Devil swings for the body but Twatter moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Devil misses with a wild body shot.
Devil throws a body punch but Twatter moves out of range.
Twatter uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Devil.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
A looping hook to the body misses from Devil. Twatter does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Twatter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Devil.
Twatter keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Twatter swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Devil ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Twatter moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tasmanian Devil dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Devil keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Devil thows a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the body from Twatter misses
and Devil counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Twatter thinking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Twatter avoids the body shot from Devil.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Twatter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Devil manages to avoid it.
Twatter just misses with a punch to the body.
Devil swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Twatter lands a nice looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Twatter swings for the body but Devil moves out of range.
Devil keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Twatter misses with a body shot.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Twatter avoids the body shot from Devil.

And that's the end of the fight!
Harry Twatter comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Devil has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight for Tasmanian Devil!
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight for Tasmanian Devil!
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Harry Twatter!

Tasmanian Devil wins by split decision!