PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Kamehameha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Bateman
vs
Kamehameha

195 cm
28
275 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

194 cm
27
268 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, King Kamehameha!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamehameha tries to score with a low kick but Bateman moves his leg out of the way.
Bateman moves out of range as Kamehameha throws a body kick.
Kamehameha throws a jab when Bateman was well out of range.
Bateman lands a nice hook to Kamehameha's body. Kamehameha takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bateman misses with a low kick.
Kamehameha misses with a low kick.
Kamehameha lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Kamehameha cracks Bateman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Kamehameha misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kamehameha dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Some bone on bone action there as Bateman checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Kamehameha is looking to clinch but Bateman is avoiding it.
Bateman with a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kamehameha.
A head kick misses from Bateman.
Some bone on bone action there as Kamehameha checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Kamehameha tries to close the distance and clinch but Bateman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kamehameha avoids a kick to the body.
Bateman slips a jab from Kamehameha.
Kamehameha takes one on the button.
Kamehameha lands a jab-cross combination.
Kamehameha on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

It looks like King Kamehameha has been cut.
Kamehameha throws a hook to the side of Bateman's head but Bateman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kamehameha lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bateman connects with a solid leg kick.
Kamehameha is looking to land body kicks.
Kamehameha looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Danga de danga de dang - Kamehameha scores with a four punch combination!
Some wild striking there from Kamehameha.
Kamehameha keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman lands with a kick to the temple. Kamehameha shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Bateman wants to land a leg kick but Kamehameha is out of range.
Kamehameha throws a jab when Bateman was well out of range.
Kamehameha drops his hands momentarily and Bateman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kamehameha misses with a body kick.
Kamehameha cracks Bateman with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bateman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bateman misses with a body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman.
Bateman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bateman wants to land a leg kick but Kamehameha is out of range.
Bateman checks a leg kick nicely.
Bateman avoids a kick to the body.
Bateman misses with a head kick.
Bateman lands with a nice body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a straight right.
Bateman lands a leg kick that knocks Kamehameha off balance momentarily.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and Kamehameha moves out of range easily.
Kamehameha takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Kamehameha fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bateman, pushing him back against the cage.
Bateman lands a right hand.
Kamehameha is looking to break free of the clinch but Bateman has double underhooks.
A body shot lands from Bateman.
Kamehameha looks gassed!
Bateman lands a body punch in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bateman digs a right hand into Kamehameha's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kamehameha's gas tank.
Bateman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right hook to the body lands for Bateman.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bateman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman effectively controlling the action here.
Bateman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kamehameha backwards.

That has opened up King Kamehameha's cut even more.
Bateman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kamehameha.
Kamehameha misses with some punches.
Bateman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bateman.
A short right from Bateman.
Bateman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bateman taking a breather.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kamehameha misses with a body punch.
Kamehameha blocks an uppercut.
Bateman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Bateman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on King Kamehameha's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Kamehameha throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bateman counters with a body kick that stops Kamehameha in his tracks momentarily.
Kamehameha takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kamehameha loads up on a big right hand but Bateman slips the punch.
Kamehameha throws a right and a left that Bateman avoids nicely.
Bateman slips under a jab.
Kamehameha tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bateman is able to avoid easily.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and Kamehameha moves out of range easily.
Bateman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kamehameha.
Bateman scores with a head kick. Kamehameha tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bateman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kamehameha throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kamehameha is breathing heavily.
Kamehameha walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Patrick Bateman is winning the standup battle so far.
Kamehameha tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bateman scores with a sloppy right hand. Kamehameha should have avoided that one.

The cut above King Kamehameha's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman.
Kamehameha gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

King Kamehameha's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A swing and a miss from Kamehameha.
Bateman lands a leg kick that knocks Kamehameha off balance momentarily.
Bateman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kamehameha on the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at King Kamehameha's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.