PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vas Vas Vas O Paraskeuas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Funny Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). O Paraskeuas comes to the cage accompanied by Vas Vas Vas o paraskevas . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Vas Vas O Paraskeuas
vs
Jobber

177 cm
18
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

172 cm
20
162 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Good gas tank

TITAN
TITAN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Vas Vas Vas O Paraskeuas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Funny Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
O Paraskeuas connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
O Paraskeuas throws a good cross that connects.
O Paraskeuas looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jobber throws a nice looking combination but O Paraskeuas bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
O Paraskeuas throws a shot from downtown. Jobber moves away and avoids it.
A jab from O Paraskeuas does it's job there.
Jobber misses with a body kick.
Jobber avoids the body shot from O Paraskeuas.
Jobber avoids a punch combination nicely.
O Paraskeuas fails to land with a series of punches.
Vas Vas Vas O Paraskeuas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
O Paraskeuas avoids a kick to the body.
O Paraskeuas steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jobber.
O Paraskeuas tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jobber stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jobber wants it to stay on the feet.
O Paraskeuas fails in his attempt to clinch.
O Paraskeuas misses with a double jab.
Jobber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from O Paraskeuas.

Jobber throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. O Paraskeuas was covering up waiting for the punch and Jobber finishes the takedown easily into guard.
O Paraskeuas trying to keep a closed guard but Jobber is proving a slippery customer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber controls from within his opponent's guard.
O Paraskeuas keeping moving, preventing Jobber from controlling successfully.
O Paraskeuas can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Jobber controls the pace.

Funny Jobber has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Jobber takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
O Paraskeuas throws a right and a left that Jobber avoids nicely.
O Paraskeuas throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jobber.

Jobber drives through with a takedown into guard.
Jobber pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. O Paraskeuas is keeping the position for now.
Jobber wants to control from the top but O Paraskeuas keeps moving.
Jobber sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Jobber is looking to advance position but O Paraskeuas has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Jobber tries to hold on but O Paraskeuas postures up.

Jobber defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from O Paraskeuas.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jobber sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Funny Jobber dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Jobber throws a body punch but O Paraskeuas moves out of range.
O Paraskeuas fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jobber avoids it really well and circles away.
O Paraskeuas throws a right and a left that both miss.
O Paraskeuas tries to clinch there but Jobber circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Jobber shoots in and gets a takedown into O Paraskeuas's guard.
Jobber wants to control from the top but O Paraskeuas keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Funny Jobber was stalling too much, according to the referee.
O Paraskeuas misses with the combination.
Jobber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
O Paraskeuas shoots in but no luck this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Paraskeuas misses with a looping right.
O Paraskeuas looks to land a left hand but Jobber moved out of range nicely.
O Paraskeuas misses with a body shot.
Jobber misses with a body kick.

Jobber shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Jobber not doing much here.
O Paraskeuas blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jobber.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Jobber can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as O Paraskeuas is looking to escape.
Jobber throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for O Paraskeuas because Jobber loaded up on that one.
Funny Jobber has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jobber trying to control but he's not successful this time.
O Paraskeuas keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Jobber takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jobber goes for an armbar but he's not got it… O Paraskeuas turns into him and now he's in Jobber's guard.
Jobber is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
O Paraskeuas in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jobber looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Jobber looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! O Paraskeuas has picked Jobber up and slammed him! Jobber can't keep hold of the triangle and O Paraskeuas manages to pass to side control!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
You can see the frustration on Jobber's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Funny Jobber showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

O Paraskeuas throws a hook but Jobber avoids it easily.
O Paraskeuas checks a leg kick.
Jobber looks to score with a jab to the body but O Paraskeuas is just out of range.
O Paraskeuas avoids a kick to the body.
O Paraskeuas ducks under a wild hook from Jobber.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
O Paraskeuas tries to clinch up.

O Paraskeuas gets a takedown into half guard.
Jobber tries to get to full guard but O Paraskeuas has control of the leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.

O Paraskeuas is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

O Paraskeuas is looking for a kimura but Jobber is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for O Paraskeuas to get the leverage.

O Paraskeuas is looking for a kimura but Jobber is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for O Paraskeuas to get the leverage.
Jobber is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
O Paraskeuas postures up.

Jobber has his feet on O Paraskeuas's thighs here. He's pushed O Paraskeuas off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! O Paraskeuas screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Funny Jobber!
Funny Jobber made sure to mention his sponsor, TITAN in his post fight interview.