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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Doctor Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dummy Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doctor Jones comes to the cage accompanied by Doctor Jones. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dummy Jones was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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177 lbs
16 - 3 - 0 |
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185 cm
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180 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Doctor Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dummy Jones!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Reed Andrews and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dummy Jones closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Doctor Jones dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dummy Jones. That did some damage!
A head kick misses from Doctor Jones.
Doctor Jones blocks a head kick by Dummy Jones.
Dummy Jones gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dummy Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doctor Jones attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dummy Jones thumps Doctor Jones with a low kick.
Doctor Jones scores a takedown into full mount!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Doctor Jones lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Doctor Jones misses with a head shot.
Doctor Jones scoring with strikes but Dummy Jones is staying in there.
Doctor Jones looking to control but Dummy Jones is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Dummy Jones is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doctor Jones lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Doctor Jones sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Dummy Jones avoids a series of strikes thrown by Doctor Jones.
Doctor Jones cracks Dummy Jones with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Dummy Jones is squirming around, avoiding Doctor Jones's attempts to control the action.
Doctor Jones looking to finish Dummy Jones with some ground and pound. This is bad for Dummy Jones!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dummy Jones wants to control but Doctor Jones is having none of it.
Doctor Jones unloads with some shots from mount but Dummy Jones bucks and avoids them well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doctor Jones takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Dummy Jones is squirming around, avoiding Doctor Jones's attempts to control the action.
Doctor Jones misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doctor Jones lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Dummy Jones hang on?
Doctor Jones raining down hammerfists from mount.
Doctor Jones throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Dummy Jones because Doctor Jones loaded up on that one.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Doctor Jones cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
The referee warns Dummy Jones that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Doctor Jones lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doctor Jones with good strikes from the mount here!
Dummy Jones is rocked!
Doctor Jones takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Dummy Jones is still in real trouble! Can Doctor Jones finish him?
Doctor Jones unloading with bombs!
Doctor Jones sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Doctor Jones! Dummy Jones is hurt baaadly! Doctor Jones is firing away with more strikes - Dummy Jones is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doctor Jones!
Doctor Jones managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Empire Threads - The Best $15 You've Ever Spent!, into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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