PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vadim Vadokowich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vadokowich has chosen Metallica - Enter Sandman as his entrance music. Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Vadokowich

186 cm
26
180 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

180 cm
28
181 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vadim Vadokowich!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Konstantin Menshow and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big right hand but Vadokowich slips the punch.
Vadokowich throws the kick towards the body but Fatherfockerusus avoids it.
An inside leg kick from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a leg kick but Vadokowich moves out of range and Fatherfockerusus only half commits.
Vadokowich lands with a good body shot.
Fatherfockerusus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Vadokowich scores with a nice strike.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vadokowich. Fatherfockerusus does a little dance to reset his feet.
No joy there for Vadokowich, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
An inside leg kick lands from Fatherfockerusus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice uppercut lands for Vadokowich. That snapped Fatherfockerusus's head back.
Vadokowich checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fatherfockerusus fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Vadokowich on the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the body shot from Vadokowich.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vadokowich scores with a jab to the jaw.
Vadokowich misses with a low kick.
Vadokowich ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Nice defenses there by Vadokowich.
Vadokowich keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to slow Vadokowich down with leg kicks.
Vadokowich takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Fatherfockerusus throws a shot from downtown. Vadokowich moves away and avoids it.
Vadokowich tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Fatherfockerusus.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Vadokowich does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vadokowich takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Vadokowich lands with a good body shot.
Fatherfockerusus checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Fatherfockerusus duly obliges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fatherfockerusus works the jab nicely.
Vadokowich takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fatherfockerusus lands a lovely overhand right.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vadokowich.
Fatherfockerusus throws a wild body kick that Vadokowich sees coming a mile off.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a straight right.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick
and Vadokowich counters with a three punch combo that has Fatherfockerusus backing up. Fatherfockerusus nods at Vadokowich to acknowledge the strikes.
Vadokowich on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus obviously looking to wear him down.
Vadokowich on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Vadokowich misses with a body shot
and Fatherfockerusus counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Vadokowich looks to score with a jab to the body but Fatherfockerusus is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a leg kick
and Vadokowich counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vadokowich.
Vadokowich throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fatherfockerusus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fatherfockerusus thuds his shin into the meat of Vadokowich's side.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Vadokowich - that will leave a mark!
Vadokowich misses with a body kick.
Fatherfockerusus moves away from the strike by Vadokowich.
Vadokowich misses with an uppercut
letting Fatherfockerusus counter with a right hand.
Vadokowich is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fatherfockerusus rather than just go for the knockout.
Vadokowich lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Vadokowich.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the side of Vadokowich's head but Vadokowich sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fatherfockerusus is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Vadokowich has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fatherfockerusus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus slips a straight right by Vadokowich.
Vadokowich takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fatherfockerusus lands a lovely overhand right.
Fatherfockerusus moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fatherfockerusus swinging wildly here.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a left hand but Vadokowich moved out of range nicely.
Fatherfockerusus throws an overhand right that lands on Vadokowich's shoulder, as Vadokowich tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A jab from Vadokowich misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws the kick towards the body but Vadokowich avoids it.
Fatherfockerusus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Vadokowich. Vadokowich obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Vadokowich lands the left hand.
Vadokowich swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus's corner calls for a 1-2. Fatherfockerusus obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A solid body kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a leg kick but Vadokowich moves out of range and Fatherfockerusus only half commits.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.
A good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a head kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a double jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Vadokowich does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vadokowich keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vadokowich digs a good body shot into Fatherfockerusus's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vadokowich checks the leg kick nicely there.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus scores with the left hand. Vadokowich knows he should have avoided that one.
Vadokowich lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range of the strikes.
Vadokowich checks the leg kick.
Vadokowich moves into range and connects with a jab.

Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
Fatherfockerusus staying out of range there.
Oh Fatherfockerusus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Vadokowich throws a lazy right hand but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fatherfockerusus seems to have got his legs back now.
Vadokowich defending well as Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big left hand.
Vadokowich's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Vadokowich ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vadokowich cracks Fatherfockerusus on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Fatherfockerusus falls backwards against the cage. Vadokowich follows up with more strikes that drop Fatherfockerusus to his knees. Vadokowich keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Fatherfockerusus! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vadim Vadokowich!
Vadim Vadokowich is the new welterweight champion!
Vadim Vadokowich thanked the fans post fight for their support.