PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Ryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ryan has chosen Delerium - Silence as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Ryan

194 cm
24
280 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

195 cm
26
280 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Gesundheit Designs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jack Ryan!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Leandro Rodrigues and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ryan throws a body kick the misses
letting Dos Equis Guy counter with a right hand.

It looks like Jack Ryan has been cut.
Ryan thows a body shot but no joy.
Dos Equis Guy looks for the body kick but Ryan saw that one coming.
Ryan needs to keep his hands up - Dos Equis Guy had a free shot at his head there.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Equis Guy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ryan looks gassed!
Dos Equis Guy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch but Ryan moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a cross.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd cheers as Dos Equis Guy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ryan doesn't seem phased though.

That has opened up Jack Ryan's cut even more.
Ryan avoids the head kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a straight right. Ryan didn't see that one coming.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dos Equis Guy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ryans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ryan throws a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ryan tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
An inside leg kick lands from Dos Equis Guy.

Dos Equis Guy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a right to the head.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Ryan with a nice body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ryan backwards.

The cut above Jack Ryan's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice hook to the head.

Dos Equis Guy manages to break the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy punishes Ryan's body with a nice straight punch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ryan takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Dos Equis Guy lands a big right hand that sends Ryan crashing to the mat! Dos Equis Guy stays standing though and waves Ryan back to his feet!

Ryan is rocked!

Jack Ryan's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Ryan's front leg with a kick but Ryan checks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ryan is still on wobbly legs! Can Dos Equis Guy finish him?

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jack Ryan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). The Dos Equis Guy!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, The Dos Equis Guy made sure he mentioned Canadian Fighter Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.