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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp The Troller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blargo McBlargo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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214 lbs
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210 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derp The Troller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Blargo McBlargo!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Troller throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Blargo McBlargo has been cut.
The crowd cheers as The Troller lands an impressive looking overhand right. McBlargo doesn't seem phased though.
The Troller clinches up against the cage.
The Troller trying to stall but McBlargo improves his position.
The Troller with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The Troller looking to throw knees to the head but McBlargo is blocking nicely.
The Troller is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The Troller with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A knee to the head by The Troller.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Troller scores a nice knee to the body.
A knee to the head by The Troller.
The Troller tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Troller creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The Troller with a knee to the head.
The Troller with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Troller landing knees to the head.
Knees to the body from The Troller.
McBlargo looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Troller taking a breather.
The Troller lands a hook that snaps the head of McBlargo backwards.
McBlargo drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The Troller with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Troller pushes McBlargo back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The Troller jerks McBlargo's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! McBlargo drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! The Troller goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from The Troller because McBlargo was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Derp The Troller!
A less than humble Derp The Troller misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
46% |
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