PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robert Asscerack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Magri Singh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Asscerack
vs
Singh

199 cm
23
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
21
211 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robert Asscerack !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Magri Singh!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Reed Andrews and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asscerack has a takedown stuffed.
Asscerack changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Singh tries to avoid it but Asscerack manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Singh to the ground. Singh escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Asscerack showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Singh.
Asscerack stuffs the takedown.

Asscerack decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Asscerack controlling the pace.
Singh wants to get back to full guard.
Asscerack is figuring out what he wants to do next.

Asscerack is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Asscerack lands a nice short elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asscerack scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

Asscerack stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Singh to get to his feet.

Asscerack darts in and clinches Singh up against the cage.
Singh tries to pull guard but Asscerack holds him up against the cage and eventually Singh drops back down to his feet.
Singh should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Singh tries to break free but Asscerack pushes him back against the cage.
Singh is trying to drag Asscerack to the mat but Asscerack just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Robert Asscerack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Magri Singh.
Singh wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Asscerack breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Asscerack clinches up with Singh and pushes him back against the cage.

Asscerack tightens his grip and picks Singh up, before dumping him to the ground. Singh manages to land in guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asscerack showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Asscerack is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Asscerack advances position into side control!
Singh prevents Asscerack from moving into mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asscerack taking a breather here.
Singh is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Singh is looking for a sweep.

Asscerack decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Singh shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Asscerack counters by clinching up.
Singh looks gassed!
Singh tries to pull guard but Asscerack won't allow it.
Singh is trying to force a seperation but Asscerack has the dominant position.

Asscerack gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Asscerack has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asscerack 's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Asscerack seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Singh for as long as he can get away with.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Asscerack gets to his feet. Singh looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

Asscerack shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Singh is trying to defend but Asscerack finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Singh taking some punishment here, with Asscerack in his half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Asscerack is figuring out what he wants to do next.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Asscerack dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Asscerack swings for the body but Singh moves out of range.
Robert Asscerack is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Asscerack takes the fight into the clinch.
Asscerack prevents Singh from breaking the clinch.
Singh tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Asscerack jumps into guard, dragging Singh to the mat.
Asscerack looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Asscerack is pulling down on Singh's head. It's preventing any offense from Singh, at least for the moment.
Asscerack bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Singh's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asscerack sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Asscerack gets to his feet. Singh looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Singh tried to score with a low kick but Asscerack checks it.
Singh connects with a good right hand that stumbles Asscerack . Asscerack circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Singh gets caught napping as Asscerack dives in and scores a takedown. Singh manages to retain guard.
Asscerack is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Robert Asscerack overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Singh utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Asscerack pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Singh is keeping the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Singh is trying to control the position but Asscerack postures up.
Asscerack controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Robert Asscerack .
The fight stays on the outside here - Asscerack looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Singh throws a head kick but Asscerack moves out of range.
Singh is breathing heavily.
Singh doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Asscerack counters by moving into the clinch.

Asscerack manages to pull guard.
Asscerack will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Singh trying to control the position from guard on top but Asscerack is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Singh got a little sloppy there for a moment and Asscerack has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Singh has managed to get both his arms back between Asscerack 's legs - danger averted.
Asscerack pulls Singh in close to prevent any damage.

Asscerack uses the cage to get back to his feet.

Asscerack scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asscerack performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

Asscerack is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Singh sees it coming and defends easily.
Asscerack is nestled in close to Singh, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Singh is looking to improve his position.

Asscerack escapes and gets back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Singh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Asscerack feints and as Singh raises his hands in defense, Asscerack changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Asscerack dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Asscerack clinches up with Singh and pushes him back against the cage.
Singh trying to stall but Asscerack improves his position.
Asscerack keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Singh's efforts to push away.
Singh gets underhooks to prevent Asscerack 's takedown attempt.
Singh wants to break the clinch but can't.
Asscerack is pressed up against the cage. Singh has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Asscerack down to the mat. Asscerack avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Singh gets caught napping as Asscerack dives in and scores a takedown. Singh manages to retain guard.
Asscerack connects with a couple of short punches.
Singh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Asscerack stands and throws Singh's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Singh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Asscerack stands up.
Singh shoots in for a takedown but Asscerack shows good takedown defense.
Asscerack throws a head kick but Singh moves out of range.

Asscerack clinches with his opponent.

Asscerack ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Asscerack no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Singh must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Asscerack has his feet on Singh's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.

Singh tries to keep at a distance but Asscerack has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Singh is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Asscerack pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Robert Asscerack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Magri Singh.

Asscerack manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

Asscerack pushes Singh off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Asscerack changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Singh looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Asscerack tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Asscerack happy to just control the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asscerack has control of an arm but Singh manages to advance to Asscerack 's back!
Asscerack tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Asscerack is in all sorts of trouble here.
Asscerack on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Asscerack tries to get out of the position.
Asscerack is working hard here to advance position.
Asscerack is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Singh can do to turn this around?
Singh blocks Asscerack 's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asscerack wants to control but Singh is having none of it.
Singh blocks Asscerack 's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Singh misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Asscerack sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Singh tries to pass the half guard into mount. Asscerack knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Asscerack is pressing down on Singh's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Magri Singh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Robert Asscerack is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Asscerack pushes Singh off and scrambles back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robert Asscerack showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Asscerack has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robert Asscerack !