PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bret Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and VooDoo Daddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hart comes into the arena with The Sharpshooter blaring out of the sound system. Bret Hart is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hart
vs
Daddy

185 cm
33
228 lbs
19 - 19 - 0

215 cm
30
275 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bret Hart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, VooDoo Daddy!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daddy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Hart shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Daddy's guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Hart won't allow Daddy to sweep him here.
Daddy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Daddy lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Hart!
Hart is squirming around, avoiding Daddy's attempts to control the action.
Daddy throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Daddy looking to ground and pound but Hart is blocking nicely.
Daddy punching from mount but Hart doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Hart is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daddy throws a wild left hand from mount and Hart manages to wriggle his way back to half guard.
Daddy keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Daddy not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Daddy decides to stand and escape the position.
No luck for Hart with that takedown attempt.
Hart is breathing heavily.
Daddy works the jab nicely.
Hart shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Daddy as he jumps to the side.
Daddy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hart stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Daddy is looking to slow Hart down with leg kicks.
Hart takes one on the button.
Daddy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Daddy takes a swing at Hart's ribcage but misses.
Daddy throws a series of punches but Hart moves out of range.

Daddy lands a left and a right that send Hart crashing to the mat, dazed. Daddy thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Hart is rocked!

It looks like Bret Hart has been cut.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Daddy moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt Hart! Daddy continues to tee off on Hart, landing with a left and a right! Daddy connects with a right hand that leaves Hart sleeping against the cage! What a finish by Daddy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). VooDoo Daddy!