PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shizzle Wizzle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bojangles McFly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFly is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hillbillies on Speed-Hillbilly Hellcats. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wizzle
vs
McFly

185 cm
23
285 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
27
221 lbs
8 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shizzle Wizzle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bojangles McFly!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFly tries to clinch but Wizzle is having none of it.
Wizzle throws a leg kick but McFly sees it coming and checks it nicely.
McFly tries to close the distance and clinch but Wizzle swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McFly connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

It looks like Shizzle Wizzle has been cut.

McFly has Wizzle up against the cage in a clinch.
McFly is pressed up against the cage. Wizzle has hold of a leg and is looking to drag McFly down to the mat. McFly avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McFly.
Wizzle tries a head kick but it misses.
McFly throws a right and a left that Wizzle avoids nicely.
McFly takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like Bojangles McFly has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McFly lands with an uppercut that bounces Wizzle off the cage and back into range.
Wizzle throws an overhand right that lands on McFly's shoulder, as McFly tries to avoid the shot.
Wizzle jabs McFly to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wizzle thows a body shot but no joy.
No joy there for Wizzle, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McFly tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wizzle swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McFly throws a right and a left that Wizzle avoids nicely.
McFly wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFly walks straight into a right hand from Wizzle - that's dropped him! Wizzle jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save McFly from any more punishment! McFly complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Shizzle Wizzle!
During a confident post fight interview, Shizzle Wizzle thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.