PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Rock Star (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clinch Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Star has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Star
vs
Me

198 cm
19
205 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

187 cm
18
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Brawler
Big heart

Brawler
Prefers standup

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Rock Star!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Clinch Me!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Donald Grub and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Me drives through and clinches with Star against the cage.
A hook to the body from Me.
Star holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Star is breathing heavily.
Me with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Me lands a good knee to the midsection. Star won't want to take too many of those.
Me misses with a hook from the clinch.
Me lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Me taking a breather.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Me throws an elbow that misses.
Me is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Me swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Star taking a breather.
Me swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Me is trying to stall.
Me lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Rock Star has been cut.
Me works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Me lands an elbow inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me missing with knees to the body.
Me using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Star has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A hook to the body from Me.
Me with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

Star is rocked!
Me looking to stall.
Oh Star is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Me comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Me is working the Thai clinch up against the cage. He yanks Star's head to one side and delivers a picture perfect knee, right on the button! Boom! Down goes Star! He's out! He's out! The fight is over, just like that!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Clinch Me!
Clinch Me gave a mention to Hell's Balls Recovery in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).