PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Egill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grammy Married Sokojuice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sokojuice has chosen DEATH - Spirit Crusher as his entrance music. Grammy Married Sokojuice has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Egill
vs
Married Sokojuice

195 cm
23
270 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

186 cm
24
236 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nick Egill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grammy Married Sokojuice!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, John Mangel and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Egill takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Egill pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sokojuice takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A head kick misses from Egill.
Egill throws a head kick that misses.
Sokojuice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Egill pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sokojuice goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Nick Egill has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Egill looks to score with a jab to the body but Sokojuice is just out of range.
Sokojuice keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

Egill gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Sokojuice to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Egill has momentary wrist control but Sokojuice slips an elbow through the middle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Egill working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sokojuice.
Egill knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sokojuice on the ground.
Sokojuice forces his way into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sokojuice trying to pass the guard but Egill defending well.
Sokojuice lands with a punch from half guard.
Well, if Sokojuice is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Sokojuice throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Sokojuice is figuring out what he wants to do next.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Sokojuice has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Sokojuice thows a huge punch but Egill dodges it nicely.
Ground and pound from Sokojuice.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sokojuice is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Sokojuice takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
A nice elbow there by Sokojuice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Sokojuice with the ground and pound from mount.

Egill is rocked!
Sokojuice loads up with a big shot that hurts Egill! He's pulled Sokojuice in close but Sokojuice has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Egill survive? More strikes from Sokojuice and Egill is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Grammy Married Sokojuice!
Grammy Married Sokojuice managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under! , into his post fight interview.