PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ozzy Ozbourne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. Ozbourne is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Let Me Hear You Scream. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Limberdinkle
vs
Ozbourne

167 cm
27
163 lbs
20 - 6 - 0

174 cm
28
151 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ozzy Ozbourne!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limberdinkle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ozbourne at a distance.

Limberdinkle shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Limberdinkle showed some decent athleticism there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Ozbourne is trying to maintain the position but Limberdinkle is very close to passing his half guard.
Limberdinkle trying to control from half guard but Ozbourne is working away.
Ozbourne desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Limberdinkle is keen to just control but Ozbourne is a slippery customer.
Limberdinkle missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ozbourne trying to control here.
Limberdinkle is looking to take a break and control but Ozbourne is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ozbourne looking for submissions off his back.
Ozbourne is refusing to be controlled, as Limberdinkle sits in half guard.
Ozbourne is looking to improve his position.
Limberdinkle wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ozbourne keeps working.
Well, if Limberdinkle is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Urinus Limberdinkle wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Ozbourne fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ozbourne tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Limberdinkle swivels and escapes.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Ozbourne closes the distance and clinches up with Limberdinkle, looking for a takedown. Ozbourne pushes Limberdinkle against the cage but Limberdinkle circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ozzy Ozbourne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Ozbourne blocks the body kick.

Ozbourne drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Limberdinkle keeping full guard, as Ozbourne tries to pass.
Limberdinkle is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Ozbourne drops back looking for a leg! Limberdinkle is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Limberdinkle manages to kick Ozbourne off! Ozbourne jumps back into Limberdinkle's guard.
Ozbourne trying to control but Limberdinkle is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Limberdinkle keeping moving, preventing Ozbourne from controlling successfully.
Ozbourne trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Limberdinkle keeping moving, preventing Ozbourne from controlling successfully.
Ozbourne postures up and lands a big shot to Limberdinkle's brow.
Limberdinkle has Ozbourne pulled in close to control his posture.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Ozbourne wants to control from the top but Limberdinkle keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Limberdinkle. Ozbourne shrugs it off though.
Nice sprawl there from Limberdinkle as Ozbourne shoots in.
Urinus Limberdinkle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ozzy Ozbourne.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ozbourne has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Limberdinkle misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ozbourne tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ozbourne shoots in for a takedown but Limberdinkle shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Ozbourne sees it coming and moves out of range.

Limberdinkle throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Ozbourne stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Limberdinkle follows into mount!

It looks like Ozzy Ozbourne has been cut.
Ozbourne tries to hold on but Limberdinkle pushes him away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Limberdinkle wants to control the pace but Ozbourne is squirming around nicely.
Ozbourne wants to hold on but Limberdinkle pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ozzy Ozbourne's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Limberdinkle tries to land a front kick but Ozbourne steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Limberdinkle has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Limberdinkle takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Limberdinkle tries to control but Ozbourne wriggling away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ozbourne tries to lock up and control but Limberdinkle gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Ozbourne working to try and regain half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Limberdinkle is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Ozbourne to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Ozbourne shrugs it off.
Ozbourne is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Ozbourne is trying desperately to improve position.
Limberdinkle throws some wild stikes that Ozbourne manages to avoid easily.
Limberdinkle punishing his opponent with strikes.
Ozbourne is looking to improve his position but Limberdinkle isn't that keen on the idea.
Ozbourne is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Ozbourne wants to control but Limberdinkle is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ozbourne in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Limberdinkle landing strikes from the mount and Ozbourne is in trouble!
Ozbourne gets back to half guard.
Ozbourne gets back to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Limberdinkle trying to control but Ozbourne is working from the bottom.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow that misses. Ozbourne uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Limberdinkle's guard. Nice move by Ozbourne!
Ozbourne preventing the sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ozbourne trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Limberdinkle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Limberdinkle controlling the position.
Limberdinkle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Limberdinkle working a defensive guard here.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Urinus Limberdinkle just wasn't active enough.

Limberdinkle looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Ozbourne!
Limberdinkle looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Ozbourne really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Limberdinkle trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Limberdinkle is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Ozbourne is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is landing with some decent strikes but Ozbourne is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Limberdinkle controlling from mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ozbourne blocking the ground and pound.
Ozbourne wants to control but Limberdinkle is having none of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle looking to control but Ozbourne is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Ozbourne is looking to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ozzy Ozbourne's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Limberdinkle throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ozbourne tries to land a leg kick but Limberdinkle saw it coming and moves away.
Limberdinkle checks the leg kick.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Ozbourne looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ozbourne is trying hard to land a takedown here. Limberdinkle sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ozbourne is looking to clinch but Limberdinkle is avoiding it.

Limberdinkle gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Limberdinkle lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Ozbourne!
Ozbourne tries to hold on but Limberdinkle postures up.
Limberdinkle lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Ozbourne hang on?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ozbourne tries to hold on but Limberdinkle pushes him away.
Limberdinkle controlling his opponent.

Limberdinkle swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Ozbourne is now in Limberdinkle's guard. A big mistake from Limberdinkle there, giving up the dominant position!
Limberdinkle trying to keep a closed guard but Ozbourne is proving a slippery customer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Urinus Limberdinkle just wasn't active enough.
Ozbourne is looking to clinch.
Ozbourne keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

Ozbourne clinches up against the cage.
Ozbourne blocks an elbow strike.
Limberdinkle trying to land knees to the body.
Ozbourne jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Limberdinkle walks away with a smile on his face. Ozbourne gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Ozbourne shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Limberdinkle is trying to defend but Ozbourne finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Ozzy Ozbourne has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ozbourne is keen to just control but Limberdinkle is a slippery customer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Limberdinkle tries to roll over but Ozbourne keeps him under control.
Limberdinkle trying to hold on to Ozbourne's head to control him but Ozbourne postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ozbourne is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Limberdinkle is just riding it out for now. Ozbourne eventually gives up the hold.
Ozbourne perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Limberdinkle moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Ozbourne throwing strikes from guard but Limberdinkle blocks nicely.
Limberdinkle working a defensive guard here.
Ozbourne keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Limberdinkle's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ozbourne won't allow Limberdinkle to sweep him here.
Ozbourne trying to control but Limberdinkle is working from the bottom.
Ozbourne distracts Limberdinkle with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Ozbourne trying to control the position from guard on top but Limberdinkle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Limberdinkle tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Limberdinkle has his hands on Ozbourne's head, controlling the position.
Limberdinkle is trying to keep Ozbourne in close.
Urinus Limberdinkle overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ozbourne throws a big right hand that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Urinus Limberdinkle.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Limberdinkle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:28
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:28
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Urinus Limberdinkle made sure he mentioned Down Under - Supplements. New 160Q, along with how happy he was to win his fight.