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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maximus Brutallius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piracy comes to the cage accompanied by I Like Big Butts. Brutallius has chosen Tupac - Ghetto Gospel as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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300 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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190 cm
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196 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Maximus Brutallius!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brutallius fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Piracy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Brutallius dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Piracy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Brutallius swats away the attempt to clinch by Piracy.
Piracy tries to clinch up.
Brutallius digs a good body shot into Piracy's ribs.
Brutallius throws a sloppy head kick and Piracy moves out of range easily.
Piracy pushes Brutallius up against the cage in a clinch.
Piracy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Brutallius avoids it.
Brutallius lands a nice uppercut.
Brutallius lands with a light punch inside.
Piracy lands an elbow just above Brutallius 's eye.
It looks like Maximus Brutallius has been cut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Piracy.
Piracy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Brutallius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piracy lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Brutallius.
Brutallius tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Piracy throws an elbow but misses.
Brutallius blocks an elbow strike from Piracy.
Piracy lands a shoulder strike.
Piracy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Brutallius backwards.
Brutallius cracks Piracy with a nice body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piracy misses with a punch on the inside.
Brutallius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piracy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Brutallius's elbow.
Piracy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Piracy lands a knee to the head.
Brutallius lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Brutallius misses with a punch on the inside.
Piracy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piracy lands an elbow just above Brutallius 's eye.
That has opened up Maximus Brutallius's cut even more.
Brutallius misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Brutallius on the inside.
Piracy throws a punch but it's blocked by Brutallius.
Brutallius tries to land knees in the clinch but Piracy avoids the damage to the body.
Brutallius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brutallius makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Piracy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piracy misses with the head strike.
Brutallius misses with a short punch on the inside.
Brutallius working aggressively here.
Piracy tries to work over Brutallius's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A knee to the head by Piracy.
A short left from Piracy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brutallius lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Piracy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Brutallius lands a right hand.
Brutallius scores with a nice hook to the head.
Piracy struggles to land a body shot inside as Brutallius controls his hands.
Piracy lands a damaging elbow.
Brutallius throws a punch but it's blocked by Piracy.
Piracy lands an elbow just above Brutallius 's eye.
Brutallius misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Brutallius working aggressively here.
Brutallius misses with some punches.
Piracy misses with a punch on the inside.
Piracy is working Brutallius over against the cage.
Piracy connects with a knee to the head.
The cut above Maximus Brutallius's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Piracy misses with some punches.
Piracy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Piracy has a couple of punches blocked by Brutallius.
Brutallius avoids a wild elbow strike from Piracy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brutallius.
Brutallius doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Brutallius gets through Piracy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Brutallius is trying to break the clinch but Piracy has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brutallius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piracy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Brutallius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Piracy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Brutallius blocking some punches.
Piracy lands with a right to the head.
Piracy lands a damaging elbow.
Maximus Brutallius's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Brutallius misses with some punches.
Piracy takes a knee to the side of the body.
Piracy looking to throw knees to the head but Brutallius is blocking nicely.
Brutallius misses with a hook from the clinch.
Brutallius working aggressively here.
Brutallius prevents a body shot from Piracy.
Brutallius lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Piracy working aggressively here.
Brutallius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brutallius lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brutallius struggles to land a body shot inside as Piracy controls his hands.
Brutallius tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Piracy's elbow.
Brutallius throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Brutallius fails to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brutallius misses with some punches.
Piracy scores with a shoulder strike.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Maximus Brutallius's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Butt Piracy!
An out of breath Butt Piracy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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