PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Petrovish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alistair Overeem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Petrovish comes to the ring accompanied by Don't Cry. Ivan Petrovish has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Petrovish
vs
Overeem

225 cm
26
277 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

195 cm
19
270 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ivan Petrovish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alistair Overeem!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Overeem avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Petrovish throws a head kick that Overeem semi-blocks.

It looks like Alistair Overeem has been cut.

Petrovish catches Overeem napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Overeem to the canvas!

Overeem is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Petrovish loads up on a big left hand. Overeem felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Petrovish looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Overeem can't hide his disappointment, as Petrovish celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ivan Petrovish!
A relieved looking Ivan Petrovish thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.