PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Logen Glotka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hemmo Kalske (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hemmo Kalske told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Glotka
vs
Kalske

197 cm
32
252 lbs
29 - 8 - 1

210 cm
30
281 lbs
23 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Resistance
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5th Round Clothing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Logen Glotka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Hemmo Kalske!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Albert Achterberg and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Glotka misses with a low kick.
Kalske scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kalske tries to land a leg kick but Glotka saw it coming and moves away.
Glotka throws a head kick that misses.
Glotka checks the leg kick nicely there.
A swing and a miss from Glotka.
Kalske ducks under a wild hook from Glotka.
Logen Glotka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kalske moves out of range of the body kick from Glotka.
Glotka wants to land a leg kick but Kalske is out of range.
Kalske has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Glotka.
Kalske takes a kick to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kalske with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Glotka lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Glotka pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick from Kalske lands but Glotka takes it in his stride.
Glotka delivers a nice body kick.
Glotka lands with a right hand.
Kalske lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Glotka throws a hook but Kalske avoids it easily.
Glotka bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kalske's head.
Glotka misses with a wild body shot.
Glotka throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kalske ducks under a wild hook from Glotka.
Kalske scores with a leg kick.
Kalske scoring well with a low kick there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glotka takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Kalske tries to clinch but Glotka is having none of it.
Kalske misses with a few strikes there.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Glotka, as that shot connected.
A big right from Glotka misses.
Kalske avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kalske checks a low kick from Glotka.
Kalske bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Glotka with a hook.
Glotka throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A clash of legs there as Kalske blocks the low kick.
Kalske misses with a double jab
and Glotka counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glotka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kalske misses with a leg kick.
Kalske does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kalske staying out of range there.
Kalske is looking to score with low kicks.
Kalske moves out of range of the body kick.
Glotka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kalske wants to land a leg kick but Glotka is out of range.
Glotka tries a head kick but it misses.
Glotka fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kalske.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalske ducks under a wild hook from Glotka.
A head kick misses from Kalske.
Glotka misses with a leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kalske, right into the meat.
Glotka throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kalske connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kalske looks to land a left hand but Glotka moved out of range nicely.
Kalske throws a leg kick which misses Glotka's front leg but catches the back leg as Glotka tries to avoid it.
Glotka connects with a solid leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kalske connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Glotka momentarily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Glotka looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kalske uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Glotka.
Kalske ducks under a wild hook from Glotka.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Logen Glotka dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Glotka throws a looping overhand right but Kalske ducks down to avoid it.
Kalske walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Glotka checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Glotka throws the left hand but Kalske avoids the punch easily.
Kalske throws a low kick, looking for Glotka's leg but Glotka calmly moves out of range.
Glotka tries to land a leg kick but Kalske saw it coming and moves away.
Glotka throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Glotka.
Glotka throws a shot from downtown. Kalske moves away and avoids it.
Glotka getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Glotka fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kalske is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Glotka is looking to chop away at Kalske's legs.
Logen Glotka is winning the standup battle so far.
The fighters circle momentarily. Glotka darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalske lands a really nice looking cross but Glotka seems unphased.
Kalske steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Glotka. That one must have hurt.

Glotka cracks Kalske with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Glotka has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Kalske to stand back up!

Kalske is rocked!

It looks like Hemmo Kalske has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Glotka, right into the meat.
Kalske is still on wobbly legs! Can Glotka finish him?
Glotka weaves into range and cracks Kalske right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Kalske goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Glotka is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Logen Glotka!
Logen Glotka made sure to mention his sponsor, Milwaukee's Best 160 in his post fight interview.