PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jan Stojkowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zjues Xhombre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Xhombre is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rock Superstar. Jan Stojkowski is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Stojkowski
vs
Xhombre

189 cm
28
230 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

198 cm
33
258 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jan Stojkowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zjues Xhombre!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stojkowski takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Stojkowski fails to land with a series of punches.
Stojkowski loads up on a big right hand but Xhombre slips the punch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Xhombre, right into the meat.
Stojkowski misses with a two punch combination.
Jan Stojkowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A cross from Xhombre lands.
A cross from Xhombre lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stojkowski swinging wildly here.
Xhombre walks into a jab.
Stojkowski connects with a jab.
Xhombre throws a nice outside leg kick.
Stojkowski throws a lazy right hand but Xhombre sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stojkowski avoids the body shot from Xhombre.
Stojkowski ducks right into an uppercut from Xhombre.
Xhombre connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Xhombre gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Xhombre connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xhombre throws a front kick that sends Stojkowski stumbling back into the cage.
Sloppy strikes from Stojkowski. Those never looked like landing.
Xhombre moves out of range of the strikes.
Xhombre lands a leg kick that knocks Stojkowski off balance momentarily.
Stojkowski misses with a hook.
Xhombre has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Stojkowski missing with a left hand there. Xhombre was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Xhombre throws a leg kick but Stojkowski checks it.
A good leg kick by Xhombre.
Xhombre scoring well with a low kick there.
Xhombre lands a head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Xhombre moves out of range of the strikes.
An inside leg kick lands from Xhombre.
Stojkowski throws out a powerful jab.
Xhombre lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Stojkowski lands a head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Xhombre loads up on a big right hand but Stojkowski slips the punch.
Xhombre throws an overhand right that lands on Stojkowski's shoulder, as Stojkowski tries to avoid the shot.
Stojkowski looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stojkowski is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Xhombre lands a leg kick that knocks Stojkowski off balance momentarily.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Stojkowski crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Xhombre - the referee stops the clock and Stojkowski gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Xhombre. Stojkowski manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Xhombre misses with an attempted mid kick.
Xhombre throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stojkowski swings for the body but Xhombre moves out of range.
Xhombre throws a head kick but Stojkowski moves out of range.
Xhombre lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Xhombre shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Stojkowski eats them both and turns towards Xhombre to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Stojkowski misses with a body shot.
Stojkowski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Stojkowski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Xhombre was well out of range. Poor timing from Stojkowski.
A chopping leg kick lands by Xhombre.
A combination from Stojkowski does no damage.
Stojkowski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xhombre lands with a thumping leg kick.
Xhombre fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Stojkowski checks it well.
Xhombre avoids the body shot from Stojkowski.
Xhombre scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Xhombre misses with a hook. Stojkowski ducked under it nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Xhombre, right into the meat.
Xhombre moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stojkowski is breathing heavily.
Stojkowski walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A nice inside leg kick there by Xhombre. That's going to slow Stojkowski down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - Xhombre throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stojkowski slips a straight right by Xhombre.
Xhombre throws a nice outside leg kick.
Stojkowski misses with a jab, cross combination.
A lazy left from Xhombre finds it's target.
Xhombre misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stojkowski misses with a two punch combination.
Nice uppercut lands for Xhombre. That snapped Stojkowski's head back.
Stojkowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stojkowski looks to land a combination but Xhombre avoids it well.
Stojkowski drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Xhombre is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Stojkowski had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Good exchange - Xhombre coming out on top.

Stojkowski is rocked!
Xhombre fakes the leg kick and cracks Stojkowski in the body.
Xhombre cracks Stojkowski with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Stojkowski falls to his knees and Xhombre doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zjues Xhombre!
Zjues Xhombre seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.