PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Josh Slaughter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dynamite Glove (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slaughter comes to the cage accompanied by Bulldozer - Goldishack Guerrillas. Dynamite Glove will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Slaughter
vs
Glove

185 cm
27
200 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

185 cm
21
177 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Josh Slaughter!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dynamite Glove!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Glove fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slaughter, pushing him back against the cage.
Glove gets underhooks to prevent Slaughter's takedown attempt.
Glove prevents the takedown attempt.
Glove lands a body punch in the clinch.
Glove softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Glove stops a takedown attempt from Slaughter.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Josh Slaughter. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slaughter is working for takedown but Glove is calmly controlling the position for now.
Glove misses with a punch on the inside.
Glove scores with a hook to the body.

Slaughter wants the takedown. Glove is fighting it off but Slaughter persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Glove's guard against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Glove is pulling down on Slaughter's head. It's preventing any offense from Slaughter, at least for the moment.
Slaughter postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Glove wants to stand up but Slaughter is controlling him.
Glove is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Slaughter with a flurry of punches that miss.
Slaughter prevents Glove from getting back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slaughter being controlled here momentarily.
Glove is looking to stand up but Slaughter isn't so interested in that idea.
Glove preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Slaughter loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Glove working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Slaughter.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slaughter loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slaughter trying to control the position from guard on top but Glove is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Slaughter trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Glove pushes Slaughter off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Slaughter shoots for a takedown but Glove saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Slaughter shoots for a takedown but Glove saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Slaughter looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Glove!
Glove regains half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slaughter thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Glove wants to get back to his feet.

Slaughter wants to work for an arm triangle but Glove is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Slaughter throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Glove to regain full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glove not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Glove is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Glove manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Slaughter is trying hard to land a takedown here. Glove sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
No luck for Slaughter with that takedown attempt.
Glove keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Slaughter shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Glove pinned against the cage. Glove gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dynamite Glove is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Glove displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Slaughter.
Glove fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Glove has Slaughter up against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slaughter looking for a takedown.
Slaughter wants a takedown but no success here.
Slaughter is breathing heavily.
Glove lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Glove scores with a hook to the body.
Glove scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slaughter drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Glove gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Glove lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Glove.
Glove lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Glove.
Glove lands with a right to the head.
Slaughter has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Glove is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A hook to the body from Glove.
Glove scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Glove pushes Slaughter back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Glove lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Glove lands with a left to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dynamite Glove dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Slaughter takes one on the button.
Slaughter misses with a takedown attempt
and Glove counters with a right hand to the body.
Glove tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slaughter swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Glove misses with a wild combination.
Slaughter moves forwards but Glove connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Glove tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Slaughter manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Glove throws a sloppy head kick and Slaughter moves out of range easily.
Glove connects with a good right hand that stumbles Slaughter. Slaughter circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Glove defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Slaughter.

Glove moves into the clinch.
Glove makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Glove works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Glove lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Glove cracks Slaughter with a nice body shot.
Glove digs a right hand underneath Slaughter's ribcage. Slaughter let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Glove is leaning against Slaughter and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A shot in the inside from Glove.
Glove lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dynamite Glove seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glove lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Glove gets through Slaughter's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Glove lands a left hand.
Glove lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slaughter backwards.
Glove lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Glove.
A short left from Glove.
Glove lands with a right to the head.
Glove lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slaughter backwards.

Slaughter is rocked!
Glove lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Slaughter is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Glove.
Glove lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Glove lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slaughter backwards.
Glove dips a shoulder and cracks Slaughter with a mighty uppercut! Slaughter falls back against the cage and Glove unloads with a barrage of strikes! Slaughter is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Glove screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dynamite Glove!
Dynamite Glove is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Dynamite Glove made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.