PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lath Hoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoy comes into the arena with Go Ninja-Vanilla Ice blaring out of the sound system. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Hoy
vs
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer

190 cm
29
197 lbs
21 - 12 - 1

178 cm
25
197 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Lath Hoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hoy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings for the body but Hoy moves out of range.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer dives in and grabs Hoy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hoy pushes down on Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's head and hops out.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids the body shot from Hoy.
Lath Hoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hoy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer thinking.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hoy on the side of the head.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range of the strikes.
Hoy throws a nice looking combination but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hoy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hoy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hoy in his tracks.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hoy was well out of range. Poor timing from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Hoy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hoy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer as he avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Hoy counter with a right hand.
Lath Hoy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Hoy shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer counters with a left and a right that stings Hoy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shoots in and gets a takedown into Hoy's guard.

Hoy isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer stacks Hoy on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
Hoy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer working the body and head with strikes.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer scores with a couple of short elbows.
Hoy manages to work his way to half guard, despite Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's best efforts.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hoy keeps working.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hoy trying to control but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoy has hold of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's hands but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Hoy looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Hoy is not content to let Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer control the position.
Hoy wants to get back to full guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer stalling.
Hoy wants to get back to full guard.
Hoy is working hard here to advance position.
Hoy slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to control from the top but Hoy keeps moving.

Hoy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Hoy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a big right hand that misses.
Hoy trying to control the position.

Hoy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hoy is keeping the position for now.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Hoy trying to control the position.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Hoy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Hoy shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer defends it nicely.
Nice sprawl there from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer as Hoy shoots in.
Hoy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks for a takedown but Hoy sprawls well.
Hoy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hoy wants it to stay on the feet.
Hoy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hoy dives in and grabs Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's left leg, looking for a takedown. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer pushes down on Hoy's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lath Hoy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hoy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Hoy swings for the body but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range.
Hoy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hoy thuds a left hand into Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer cracks Hoy with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shoots in for a double leg but Hoy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Hoy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer as he avoids it easily.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shoots in for a double leg but Hoy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Hoy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hoy.
Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer dips to his left and cracks Hoy with an uppercut!
Hoy misses with a wild body shot.
Hoy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hoy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hoy.
Hoy lands a head shot.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Hoy throws a nice looking combination but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hoy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Hoy slaps away a takedown attempt from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoy throws a shot to the body.
Hoy misses with a straight right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a jab when Hoy was well out of range.
Hoy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hoy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's head backwards.
Hoy misses with a hook.
Hoy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer jabs Hoy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hoy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer pinned against the cage. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer needs to keep his hands up - Hoy had a free shot at his head there.
Hoy shoots in for a takedown but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hoy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer staying out of range there.
Hoy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has a takedown stuffed.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer just misses with a punch to the body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hoy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hoy.
Hoy throws a right hand that Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducks under and follows up with a left that Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer also avoids with ease.
Hoy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hoy throws a looping overhand right but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducks down to avoid it.
Hoy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws out the jab.
Hoy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Hoy throws a body punch but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hoy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's head backwards.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hoy. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hoy slaps away a takedown attempt from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer scores with a jab to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A slow jab from Hoy misses its intended target.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Hoy on his heels. He'll look to pass Hoy's guard now, I'm sure.

Hoy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hoy's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Hoy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer defends it easily.
Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has got the better of the ground game so far.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer scoring with punches to the head and body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hoy throws out the jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer fails to land the takedown.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to move into range but Hoy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer slips a jab from Hoy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shoots in looking for a takedown but Hoy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd cheers as Hoy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer doesn't seem phased though.
Hoy jabs Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer right on the nose. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blinks but takes it well.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer scores with a hook to the body. Hoy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has a takedown stuffed.
Lath Hoy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Hoy scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking to regain half guard here but Hoy keeps moving and retains side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hoy wants to control but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to work his way to half guard, despite Hoy's best efforts.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking for a sweep. Hoy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Hoy is trying to work for a kimura but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is defending well.
Hoy tries to pass to full mount but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer defends it.

Hoy is working for a kimura but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is defending it quite comfortably.

Hoy is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoy trying to pass the guard but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer defending well.

Hoy is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Hoy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Hoy's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Hoy's back!
Hoy just trying to survive but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
What can Hoy do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Hoy!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Hoy knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Hoy for a finish.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to control but Hoy is keeping busy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controls the action.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer gets his hands free as Hoy looks to control.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is riding his opponent, not letting Hoy buck him off.
Hoy is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer doesn't have the hooks in and Hoy manages to turn into his guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is pulling down on Hoy's head to control his posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoy wants to control from the top but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeps moving.
Hoy passes Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is trying to maintain the position but Hoy is very close to passing his half guard.
Hoy prevents Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer from improving his position.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hoy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hoy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Hoy seems to be looking for submissions.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling the position well.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Lath Hoy.
Well Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer made sure he mentioned CEC Nutrition Q159, along with how happy he was to win his fight.