PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Heizel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Binzo Binzo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heizel comes to the cage accompanied by Doctor Doctor. Binzo is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hair of the Dog by Nazareth. On his way into the cage it seems that Matt Heizel has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Matt Heizel seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Heizel
vs
Binzo

184 cm
26
191 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

185 cm
29
221 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Matt Heizel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Binzo Binzo!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Binzo misses with a straight left.
Binzo slips a straight right by Heizel.
Heizel scores with a kick to the midsection.
Heizel just misses with a punch to the body.
Binzo misses with a looping left.
Heizel misses with a looping right.
Heizel connects with a body shot.
Heizel misses with a low kick.
Binzo throws a one two combo.
A clash of legs there as Heizel blocks the low kick.
Binzo scores with a kick to the midsection.
Heizel gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Binzo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Binzo connects with a body shot that sends Heizel's belly button to the back.
Binzo turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Heizel tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Binzo feints and then cracks Heizel's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Heizel down.
A clash of legs there as Binzo blocks the low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Heizel lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Binzo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Binzo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jab by Binzo.

Binzo gets a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Heizel.
Heizel is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Binzo.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Heizel takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Heizel taking a breather.
Binzo misses with a punch to the body.
Heizel is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Heizel's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Matt Heizel.
Binzo looks to throw the jab but Heizel is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heizel pivots, looking for a leg kick but Binzo is out of range and Heizel settles back down.
Heizel on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Matt Heizel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Binzo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Donk. Binzo catches Heizel right on the button with a cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Heizel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heizel keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Heizel throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Heizel on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Binzo gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Heizel misses with a punch to the body.
Binzo tries a body shot but Heizel blocks it.
A shot in the inside from Binzo.
Heizel cracks Binzo with a nice body shot.
Heizel looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Heizel is trying to stall.
Binzo misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Binzo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Binzo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Heizel blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Binzo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Heizel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Heizel blocks an uppercut.
Binzo lands a left hand.
Binzo keeps control of Heizel as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nice body punch from Heizel - that landed with a thud.
Binzo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Binzo scores with a shot to the side of Heizel's head.
Binzo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Binzo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Heizel is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Heizel blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Binzo.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Heizel.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Binzo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A clash of legs there as Binzo blocks the low kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Heizel checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Binzo cracks Heizel with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Heizel lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Binzo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Heizel blocks a head kick by Binzo.
Binzo misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Binzo moves out of range of the leg kick from Heizel.
Heizel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Binzo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Binzo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Heizel.
Heizel feints and then cracks Binzo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Binzo down.
Binzo throws a leg kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Binzo Binzo dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Heizel lands with an uppercut that bounces Binzo off the cage and back into range.
Heizel throws a leg kick but Binzo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nice shot by Heizel.
Binzo takes a swing at Heizel's ribcage but misses.
Binzo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Heizel.
Binzo cracks Heizel with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Heizel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Binzo throws a low kick but it's checked well by Heizel.
Binzo avoids the head kick by Heizel.
Heizel moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Binzo misses with a double jab.
Heizel slips a jab and a cross from Binzo.
Binzo throws a sloppy head kick and Heizel moves out of range easily.
Binzo Binzo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Heizel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Binzo was well out of range. Poor timing from Heizel.
Heizel takes one to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heizel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Binzo was well out of range. Poor timing from Heizel.
Heizel lands a nice leg kick that just misses Binzo's sensitive parts.
Heizel throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Binzo connects with an inside leg kick.
Heizel scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Heizel misses with a leg kick.
Heizel is looking to slow Binzo down with leg kicks.
Heizel throws a chopping leg kick but Binzo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Heizel fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Heizel swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Heizel turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Heizel is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Binzo.
Heizel on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Heizel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Binzo doesn't seem bothered though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Binzo swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Heizel lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Binzo checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Binzo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Heizel misses with a body shot.
Heizel blocks a leg kick.

Binzo shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Binzo with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Heizel is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Heizel looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Heizel utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Heizel trying to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Binzo tries to free his leg and advance position but Heizel is retaining full guard.
Heizel wants to sweep here but Binzo controlling him for the moment.
Heizel keeping moving, preventing Binzo from controlling successfully.
Heizel working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Binzo.
Binzo prevents Heizel from getting back to his feet.
Heizel keeping moving, preventing Binzo from controlling successfully.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Heizel lets loose with a powerful body kick. Binzo will feel that in the morning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heizel takes a jab right on the kisser.
Binzo scores with a nice right hand.
Heizel connects with a crisp jab.
Heizel stuns Binzo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Heizel keeps Binzo at a distance using the push kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Binzo throws a head kick but Heizel moves out of range.
Binzo swings for the body but Heizel moves out of range.
Heizel will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
An inside leg kick lands from Heizel.
Binzo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Heizel's calf.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Binzo misses with a leg kick
and Heizel counters with a nice leg kick.
Heizel throws a head kick that misses.
Binzo throws a hook to the side of Heizel's head but Heizel sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matt Heizel dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Binzo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Heizel swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Heizel closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Heizel is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Binzo.
Binzo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Binzo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Heizel thows a body shot but no joy.
Heizel fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Binzo tests Heizel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Binzo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Heizel swings for the body but Binzo moves out of range.
Binzo sizes up Heizel with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Binzo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Binzo walks into a straight right hand from Heizel.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Binzo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Heizel.
Heizel fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Binzo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Binzo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Heizel takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Binzo, right into the meat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Heizel.
Binzo thumps Heizel with a low kick.
Binzo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Heizel moves away.
Binzo throws a leg kick but Heizel sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Heizel scores with a shot to the body.
Binzo misses with a double jab.
Binzo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Heizel.
Heizel misses with a wild body shot.
Heizel tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Heizel is looking to wear down Binzo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Binzo misses with a shot to the body
and Heizel counters with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Binzo tried to score with a low kick but Heizel checks it.
Heizel steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Binzo.
Binzo stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Binzo loads up on a big right hand but Heizel slips the punch.
Heizel tests Binzo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Binzo scores with a decent looking hook.

Binzo feints and as Heizel raises his hands in defense, Binzo changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Binzo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Heizel is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Heizel wants to sweep but no luck.
Binzo wants to control from the top but Heizel keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Binzo is looking to work some ground and pound but Heizel has wrist control.
Heizel trying to control the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Binzo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Binzo stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Heizel swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Binzo throws an elbow that misses. Heizel uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Binzo's guard. Nice move by Heizel!
Heizel wants to control from the top but Binzo keeps moving.
Heizel preventing the sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Binzo working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Heizel has passed into half guard!
Binzo is looking to improve his position.
Binzo is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Heizel's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Heizel's back!

Binzo is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Heizel manages to scramble and ends up in full guard, under a barage of strikes . Great composure from Heizel.

And that's the end of the fight!
Binzo Binzo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Binzo has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Binzo Binzo!
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